Here’s a version without all that weird empty space.
I have a feeling op prefers it with weird spacing. This square format is all they post afaik
Those awkward spaces…
…
… they make conversation fun.
this makes me feel better somehow like atleast they are aware
I think its hegseth that’s paranoid he’s getting assassinated. When he had to follow trump to that D.C. restaurant, he was constantly scanning the area.
That’s just cocaine doing its thing.
Anybody have some context?
Google Trump escalator teleprompter
Sorry, I thought this said take head.
Wrong thread.
Escalators don’t stop, they simply become stairs
Pretty sure they become stairs by stopping. That’s kind of how it works…
Op messed the quote up. It’s “escalators can never break, they can only become stairs.” Old hedberg joke.
RIP Mitch
Kinda weird. At most I would think that I was at maximum entropy for that day.
It was his own videographer. Which would track. Everyone around him probably does hate him.
videographers are pretty easy to keep happy, though.
Just gotta pay them.
Even Melania. Especially Melania, probably.
She probably thought the old cunt would be dead by now, and she’d spend the rest of her days counting the money and living like Lucille Bluth.
If you were Trump, would you eat any food she handed you?
he eats tortured shoeleather with ketchup handed to him by kitchen staff that probably absolutely hate his guts, I don’t think their food is any safer.
Like she’s making him dinner. He’ll have his own chef who burns steaks to well done, dying a little inside every single day.
I just assumed everything is because people hate me.
But in your case it’s true.
[jk]
Thanks for the rain in Denmark the other day, asshole! 😛
Sorry, I tried to bless the rains down in Africa, but I suck at geography.
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More often than you’d think.
Yeah, it’s because the world loves you. When the escalator stops, it’s to stop you from meeting the serial killer that would otherwise make you their next victim.
Bad things happen to prevent worse things from happening. Or so we comfort ourselves at night.
Clearly that backfired in the case this is referencing.
kinda wish there WAS a serial killer at the top of the escalator.
Kinda wish it was ass cancer to make his face explode.
For everyone on earth, there is someone out there who hates them.
Not many people control the escalators though.
Assume It’s because the gods hate you, and seek them out to destroy them and claim their thrones!
Anxiety: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that
As someone still working on their massive anxiety problems, this is a big one. Can’t even handle someone raising their voice to tell me something over a loud environment without my brain telling me they did that cause they wish I’d fuck off and drop dead.
Yeah if they were fucking with him, they’d have restarted it as soon as he started walking, the stopped it when he stopped, and repeated.
Or even better, put it in reverse.
