I wear size 34 cargo shorts.

There is no point near my waist that is even close to a tape measured 34 inches.

Your server isn’t working today.

This is because Microsoft wants you to finish setting up your PC that has been running for ten years.

The waitress?

Visions of ICE running in to take the machines away.

Oh noes, won’t somebody think of the blessed tax payers.

If it’s a law, it should be free for both businesses and users.

I’m surprised they’re not hiring people in third world countries to take the orders since it’s through a microphone.

Or just making people order through their phones and use the drive through as a pick up point.

Of course I know him. He’s me.

I’m not sure I even trust Excel to import an Excel file without mangling it.

You never know when one of those cheeky crossings will turn gay on you.

I looked at the sky the other day after a bit of rain. Boom. Gay. Just like that. It could happen to any of us.

So saving a page.

The fuck is a “read it later” service? Bookmarks?