I thought this is what people want when they put “be intentional and direct about what you want” on their profile.

in/spectre comes to mind.

It is more like an interstate with many off ramps: the road ends eventually but not everyone makes it to the last exit.

Chevelle - self destructor

*Go fight yourself" I somehow heard “go bite your tongue” Which is a form of suicide requiring extreme will.

Jump!

Here comes the brass tax.

Can I interest you in a super-soaker?

Purely a performative installation. In a real fire it is about as useful as a plastic fireman hat from the dollar store.

I must keep reminding myself of this

He’s still pissed off that a wind farm is visible from one of his sea-side golf resorts. I don’t recall if it is one that went bankrupt or not.

They don’t have to, women rarely wear the same clothing items more than once. That is why goodwill is full of women’s clothing.

The FAS is strong in this family.

“This isn’t what I ordered, dude.” “Dude, it is what you wanted.” “Dude…” “I know, right dude?!”

Sure Wish I Finished Training.

Throwing Tar’je in the ring.

If I were a child of God, I would take the money as a ‘blessing and sign from God that my deeds on earth should be rewarded.’ Thus is the gospel of supply-side Jesus.

Nope, someone is going to have to explain this to my American brain.

I think that is an outlet/USB combo

Edit nope, that is just a grounding loop.

Mitch ‘the lich’ has been a phrase long before this administration.

I have a 128mb maxor drive in my hardware closet. Works fine, just old.