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2 months agoHey! Don’t fuckin bring me into this shit.
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A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.
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Now go do that out in the real world and feel how amazing it feels to tell some asshole to go fuck themself, it’s part of my therapy now.
Ok.
Do it, it’s so much fun.
The fun thing is, you’ve probably already eaten horse.
The dogs a chihuahua who thinks it fought in the Vietnam war.
46·2 months agoNinja turtles pizza always looked like it tasted amazing.
This is why people get hit with a frypan.
Tree fiddy is still king.
All those years of training focus and control, came into action that day.
11·3 months agoWhen I can’t find the oil I brought a few months ago.
You can’t dodge my never ending supply of hex wrenches forever!
Shrek 1 is 24.
*Throws hex wrench at you*
When you’re gay and you can’t get laid.
I throw them at birds I don’t like.
Found my new name badge for work.
*Starts ramming the truck with my car*