I refuse to look this up, it must remain potentially satire for the final thread of my sanity cannot take this being real
I understand you, and I feel the same. But let’s be real. We both know it’s true. It’s outrageous, it’s dumb, it’s aggressive and hateful, that’s exactly up his ally.
It’s fucking Cheungus making these things. Dude’s like the incel m’lady in chief.
It was also retweeted (a screencap) on twitter by the official white house account…
Who won that war again?
This imbecile knows the US lost the war in Vietnam, right?
Chipocalypse Now with fire shooting out the back.
Surely he is confusing Chicago with chipotle?
Let’s look at the positive side, in case of a trial they wouldn’t have plausible deniability
dude honestly thinks he is the shit. If there was ever a pit fight between world presidents, I would bet money on him losing his first fight in the first five seconds.
Him v Lincoln , the ex wrestler who fights till he’s burger?
… What!?
He’d stumble on the entrance
Who’d win? Are we going by Heads of State or do constitutional monarchs sit this one out?
They have royal pie takers who, according to the Magna Carta, have to stand in.
Lincoln or Roosevelt, or hell maybe George Washington. Trump out before they ring the bell.
If historical figures allowed, monarchs definitely yes. I want to see Queen Elizabeth on a horse kicking assess.
Which one? One or Two?
Also if historical heads of state are allowed I wanna see Robert the Bruce Vs Richard Lionheart and I also wanna see Charles the First hiding in a corner in the Foetal position rocking back and forth like a little bitch.
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Oh, then it depends when you bring her back. She came to the throne when she was 26 and also served in the army as a mechanic. At the D-Day memorial one year she was the only leader there to have served in the Second World War. So she knows how to shoot a gun, knows how to repair a car, and can defo fuck someone up if she was brought back at her prime.
I want both versions, first exactly for the same reasons you mentioned and second to see this but jousting with a heavy umbrella towards Trump:
The older one to the younger one: “Listen, Cabbage, we need to talk about this one kid you’re going to have. His name is Andrew and…”
I’ve never seen Apocalypse Now, but I get the feeling Trump has never seen Apocalypse Now.
Trump can’t surf!
See the directors cut or don’t bother
Is that “Redux?” We just picked it up, but haven’t watched it.
“Redux” is the extended cut, which has ~45 extra minutes of stuff that was cut from the original theatrical release. Some of the scenes are great, but some could have been left on the cutting room floor. “The Final Cut” is basically the definitive extended version.
One time there was a heat wave in my city, and I don’t have air conditioning at home. The movie theater was playing apocalypse now, I think it was the directors cut. It was 3 hours long so I bought a ticket because I wanted 3 hours of air conditioning. I had no idea what a great movie I was stumbling into! It was about war and how horrific it is.
We just got it on DVD. It’s the “Redux” edition. 3 hours 22 mins. It’s the 6th longest movie in our collection behind LoTR extendeds, Beh-Hur, and Lawrence of Arabia.
I had the redux years ago. I’ve come around to the theatrical being the best though.
Going in neutral without expectations is the best way to enjoy a movie in my opinion, there’s a indie theatre near my home that mostly plays older classics from US and around the world. I’ve had my mind blown by movies that came out decades ago, good movies age very well
That’s an interesting way to discover that film. You must have gone on one hell of a ride that afternoon.
He tried to use Born in the USA as a campaign song. Media literacy isn’t MAGA’s strongest suit.
Literacy isn’t Trump’s.
This would be hilarious, weren’t this all hell
He plays the mainstream media like a fiddle.
It’s not that difficult now after multiple decades of decay for media organizations caused by “this quarter is all that matters” business idiot administration.
Great War movie by the way. That guy is a surfer fanatic and basically requested a famous surfer to surf in a hot zone. Dude was crazy just waking on beach with bullets landing around him.
I dunno, his government tracks so far with what I remember of the film.
- Feeling of Endless Hell
- Waiting for it to be over
- Everyone dying or in pain, in some cases at the hands of their own stupidity
- Pretty much the only person who gets what they want is the one main character leading the thing
- Swamp
I could believe it, but my pessimistic interpretation is that whoever made this meme has seen it and doesn’t think Kilgore is a monster.
He was killing all those filthy evil Communists. Only a tankie would suggest he wasn’t an epic super dude.
Probably thinks Lt Col Kilgore is the protagonist.
Like pretty much every character in the film, the character Trump is cosplaying as has been driven insane by an insane war.
Every single character in that movie is a piece of shit. That one’s a vainglorious piece of shit.
What about them ? Jay “Chef” Hicks
Lance B. Johnson
Roxanne SarraultI asked the machine, here is what it said
Jay "Chef" Hicks Cowardice, instability, disloyalty, inability to cope with war. Lance B. Johnson Emotional detachment, negligence, descent into madness. Roxanne Sarrault Colonial arrogance, moral ambiguity, emotional manipulation.I have a hard time calling them pieces of shit for that. Seems normal to me to refuse to play the game of war and recognizing military duty as the infectious spook that it is.
I’d like to actually see trump squat like this comfortably. I bet he would Taco.
Why is he trying so hard to fuck around and find out…
Insurrection is grounds to declare martial law, remove those in power, and halt elections. He has to push hard enough to force people to fight back.
I wish more people would see it.
This is simply not true. The constitution has no provisions for suspending elections.
There will be an activity called an election. It won’t be free, or fair, or allow everyone to vote. The simplest method would be restricting voting locations to those deemed ‘safe from insurrection’ aka counties that voted for Trump.
The right answer unfortunately…
Captain bonespurs diaper would have to be changed if he tried to kneel down like that
Well, from the picture he’s already had a blow-out. Hope JD packed an extra change of clothes.
Oh no! Chipocalypse now! Where will Taco Don™ get his chips for the salsa that came with his taco!
/s
I love the smell of a massive stroke in the morning. It smells like, victory.
I accidentally scheduled a vacation to Chicago during Mexican Independence Day, which apparently is a huge deal in Chicago. When I got there, the entire downtown area was completely shut down as Mexicans had been roaring up and down every street in trucks for the last two days. The Chicago PD had blockaded every exit off the highway within two miles of downtown to try and stop it. It didn’t- it just limited them to doing it on the highway breakdown lanes and the actual fucking grass medians.
The moral of the story? If the above is what the Mexican population of Chicago does for fun, I’d dread to see what they do in the face of an actual threat.
Not going to lie you had us in the first half.
Rule number one. Don’t fuck with Mexicans. Viva Mexico cabrones!!!
