My dinner last Saturday

You’d lose your shit in Australia. It’s all souvlakis and open plate gyros

I mean I’m aussie and ours aren’t exactly quality product but even I look at European “Mexican” foods and know that ain’t right

Jesus christ just post it to me woman. All of it.

European tacos are the funniest shit.

Funniest as in “laugh or cry”

English diet

Yeah that’s how it would go if we found one on our car

I think you’re inferring a tone that is not there. Demmed textual interface

Guessing boomers and millennials. I know plenty of millenials with boomer parents. And a lot of miilenials are still in their 30’s (and fucked)

No place to spit in a rich mans house but his face

GenXers in their 30’s were not buying secondary ski houses, we were getting buttfucked by recession

Our house was built in the 60’s and pretty much untouched since the 80’s (except for motor shutters and security doors put in the 2010’s). Fucking love it.

(Although we did paint (WITH COLOURS) and remove the 50 year old carpet)

I’d leave that clock at 00:00 and it can fuck itself

fuckhead hasn’t had anyone with power tell him “no” for a looong ass time

Desalinisation is not an ideal solution. That hypersalinated waste water gets pumped back into the ecosystem, and it does incalculable damage

so the word you’re looking for is non-canon

Yup, but think of your word choice.

Why are they alternate. Alternate to what?

Actually fandom mostly goes for jamie / joan

Someone’s about to enter the find out phase of their fuckery

I’ll be honest, i got issues with that world “alternate” there.

Why not just say same sex