A vast amount of it used to be Mexico.

Could be either Spanish or French based on those words, I guess. I’m not sure if any of the words in the picture don’t start with the same letter in those languages (or maybe even other Romance languages).

Probably so. It’s always going to be an arms race, just like with malware.

Well not literally. The Vikings were in Canada. But close enough.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'Anse_aux_Meadows#Norse_activity

Particles of cum.

Cells are made from cum. Which is made of cells.

If Batman were a realistic billionaire, he’d be in league with Lex Luthor.

Not only is this absolutely inexcusable, also, Funko Pops are ugly and creepy-looking and I don’t understand why people spend so much money on them just because they look vaguely like the characters or people they’re supposed to represent.

God I hate our whole system.

I would suggest that “sexy” is in the eye of the beholder. Plenty of people think overweight and even obese people are sexy.

You should exercise for your health, not because you think it will make you sexier.

If so, it’s a long-term frienemy if they know my phone number.

I’m guessing if I ever answered, they’d call me even more.

Mr. Rogers says you can do anything you want if you use your imagination.

Afraid so. Hope you enjoy the great snatch.

A lot of those LCD games sucked, but every so often there would be a decent one. Glad your mom was able to get you a fun one.

Really, it isn’t so much about the technology as it is what you do with it. I did have a Gameboy, but I have a much older brother and I inherited his Merlin and I probably played it just as much.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merlin_(console)

Anyway, there were some super shitty Gameboy games, so I hope your bully only had those.

Yes, he apparently drives around in a car with his name and face on the side.

I just shared it with a bunch of people while also telling them that I didn’t care if they didn’t get it and I wasn’t going to explain it.

They’re used to this.

Edit: 2 of them got it. That’s pretty good for me. I’ve played to smaller crowds.

My mother had a personal experience with quicksand. Unlike the movies, its name is correct. She was just suddenly stuck in it up to her knees.

So now you all know.

Also, it wasn’t in the jungle, it was in Canada, so she had to rely on being pulled out by my uncle since no vines were around.

You know another way you’re not allowed to be lazy on vacation?

If you get an AirBnB, you have to clean the place before you leave.

Hotels have cleaners who clean your room so you can leave it a mess. I shouldn’t have to do chores when I’m on vacation. One of many reasons I prefer hotels.

Yeah, gotta love it.

You don’t have children, do you? She had the option of Pizza, Jimmy John’s, Chinese or nothing. She said no Jimmy John’s or Chinese.

Edit: I suppose technically I could have used Uber Eats or whatever, but that’s even pricier.