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  • But…but … but they need those guns just in case a weirdo tries to take over the government.
    Or if a pants shitting reality TV ‘star’ goes full revenge mode when he becomes president.
    Or if a child rapist, who is also a Russian asset, but who’s also the best friend to a proven and convicted human trafficking paedo blackmailer strolls in and overtakes the Whitehouse and takes his KKK mask off and hops in to being a full on fascist dictator!

    If any of the above ever happened you’ll be glad that the Gravy Seals™ had all those guns to stop it all.
    Not that the above could ever happen. Imagine that, imagine if one of those things ever happened? Wow, Impossible!! Just impossible.
    …hey, wait a minute!!!