I suddenly had an ad pop up when i openend my gallery and it confused the fuck out of me. I had to install something on my pc and connect my phone to delete and restrict all the shit on the phone. Kind of annoying but very much worth it.

Watching tv at someone’s place or using someone’s phone of computer is pure nightmare fuel to me. You just let them do that to you?

A hero, (good guy with a gun) has to be able to inspect all the toilets, in case there is a trans or weird looking person in there.

I miss the mountains in Amsterdam

It’s because they tried really hard to make a bad joke work.