Not every student can sleep with the professor

Probably one of those Japanese monkeys that have access to hot springs.

I think most of their “coffees” are caramel flavored milks

My family member was charged US$3K by the insurance because they were hit by a car outside of their county of residence.

Is the RAM shortage a problem worldwide or are there countries that have laws to prevent this/have enough RAM?

Don’t babysit the joint

If it’s good, it’s just a scam

Is it a crime to fuck your step sister and step mother?

RFK thinks cutting a raccoon penis makes him like Leonardo da Vinci but it actually makes him more like Buffalo Bill.

Boing boing

Thailand also speaks Thai. Not English. 🤷

He so dreamy though. Memba the GQ pictures?

Bears eat trash

Bidets are slowly growing in popularity in the USA. But only for home installation, I haven’t seen them in public restrooms yet.

All the trees leafs falled into my lawn and know I need to rake it

All the trees tree’s leafs leaves falled fell into onto my lawn and know now I need to rake it

That hurt to read. Please encourage your children and neighbors to learn how to read and write. You can’t even blame autocorrect because neither leafs nor falled are words in English.

The best thing they’ll offer you is a, “sorry”

Blasphemy

God can’t speak because he’s not real

I believe cuatro leches is tres leches with dulce de leche poured on top

Have fun dying for Israel