The new ballroom doubles as a ring.

Carol: “Good evening, I’m Bland.”

Weatherman: “Don’t disparage yourself like that.”

This comment was written by Darth Maul.

You’re too late. ICE has already arrested people with Native American IDs, claiming they are invalid.

“Clocks… adjusted?”

“Yes. Even the coffee maker.”

I need to watch Wrongfully Accused again.

Marvel’s Loki.

Still more reliable than a Cybertruck.

“Oops, the observable truth! Our bad.”

We miss you, keyboard cat.

Macromedia

“Before the dark times…”

His tombstone had better have a QR code on it.

We are old gods who punish life for fun.

Also called a pineapple because who cares anymore?

Middle-eastern children: “I want to grow up and be educated.”

Santa: “Best I can do is a drone hitting your house.”

That may explain your gastrointestinal situation.

The MacBook 5C.

She likes to give ‘em the ol’ Rami Malek.