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So you’re in your late 20s and already letting punks call you old?

/*spicy emissions

You’re only a woman if you’re currently with child?

And the White House has never been in more disrepair and parts of it literally look bombed.

I think I saw someone else say he would have to pay about $14 billion.

And still be a three-digit billionaire.

Imagine how much social, education, and medical service a $14 billion state windfall would pay for.

Bounce House of God.

I like how the last one is like “And this is a rabbit.”

“Hi everyone, I’m Shane, I’m a department supervisor, and I’m a workaholic.”

Everyone: “Hi Shane.”

Bold of him to just walk the streets without a security detail. It’s dangerous out there, he needs to be more careful. :)

Benjamin Franklin smirked like that in his photo because he always knew.

Trump watched Eagle Eye and thinks Zuckerberg is going to try to assassinate him with a brass band.

Good health is a process.

Good health is processed.

Been using a bamboo cutting board for the last 13 years, never going back.

“Here’s what left of the kayak after we pushed it off a cliff.”

“Here’s your store credit.”

Because the offer was for a real position that was really vacant and you talked to a real person who was the man who would be your real boss and he liked you because you both qualify for the position and are very enthusiastic and can you start on Monday, please? handshake

Also, this is just plain wrong.

Some women are attracted to intellectual minds.

Some women are attracted to physical strength, some women are attracted to maternal instincts, so on and so forth.

The problem is this question is usually being asked by someone who thinks that responding to every factual statement with an inflammatory counterpoint qualifies as intelligence.

The kayak is so you have someplace to put your pallet of toothpaste.