It’s silicone or whatever material? Slice it off at the bottom and put a “wet floor” cone over the remains so people don’t trip? No need to lock down the school over a funny prank.
Why does a 3 foot dildo even exist?
It’s probably XR Brands Moby the Giant Dick. It’s quite expensive and basically sold as “decoration”… I think it the actual reason it exists is, so that they can call it “world’s largest dildo”.
Could you take this and not die?
You just had to set him up. Now look what you did.
Ask your mom
You ever watch a movie called Zoo?
No… Why?
You should, it really hits you in the gut.
No, but I watched Whangs video on Mr Hands.
You’d be surprised the challenges some deeply inspired creators do for views.
I was linked on an R18 sub at one point. Someone else asked (for a friend of course) and I had a look (strictly for science of course). And yeah… Even in the front end. Maybe not 3 feet (that’s strictly reserved for the back end) but… Wow. Surely it isn’t worth it. Maybe it feels good? The science continues.
I came across a video a while ago… I really wish I hadnt. But, yeah, people are weird about putting things up their arse. I can only assume that later on in life, they’ll be needing to wear nappies 24/7.
For pranks like this.
Quite an expensive prank, that thing costs $1400…
Shows their commitment to the bit.
Sweet summer child… bless your heart.
Wait, it isn’t black?
Oh my god Karen you can’t just ask dildos why they aren’t black
My principle threatened to hold back every single one of us if even one fid a senior prank. There was none. I transitioned since and kinda wanna find my principle on Facebook just to act like I pranked him
Dear God that is an expensive prank! The prices on those are insane.
There’s some great bargains on Facebook Marketplace
“3rd hand dildo” does not sound appealing.
But that’s an awesome insult. Or a grunge band name if you lean that way.
I don’t… I don’t think we want youths buying those used
*Yutes
To a lesser extent, I don’t think we want anyone else doing so, either.
I like that you know the price of a 3-foot dildo.
Edit: I looked it up out of curiosity. It’s 1,035 CAD. You wasn’t kidding.
Heres a 2 footer (well, 60 cm, close) on aliexpress for $33.32 USD. (without shipping) https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256806204843239.html
So you can get 30 of these instead of a single 3 footer. Seems like a better deal to me.
It don’t got the girth though.
A better deal only if you have 30 holes.
Common knowledge, really.
Jesus christ that’s really funny. Also God damn that school is pathetic if they didn’t think of just cutting it and putting a cone over the remnants until they could properly remove it
Americans would rather shoot everyone who’s seen it than risking anyone becoming gay
Ah yes, the Grey Knights approach. Perfect.
I like that idea. It is not yet on the ever-growing list if forbidden pranks.
Damn right it was hard. lmao
“hard” is one thing, “very hard” is not good.
Oh
That flooring was hard on all the students.
lube is pretty easy to clean off with just water. i’d have used oil, so that whoever tried to remove it would have to get ready with a bucket of soapy water and then had to rub it up and down
Someone hasn’t tried silicone lube before…
Silicone lube on a silicone dildo would melt it, last i heard.
True, but a toy this size is likely TPR for cost reasons. Totally fine with silicone oils.
it would indeed. oil wouldn’t be the best for silicone long term either, but silicone lube on a silicone dildo would start melting it short term. though tbf, a yucky sticky dildo would also work as a park
Oil would be more likely to break down the silicone it’s made of and would make it have a shorter useful life.
What do you think the expected lifespan of this dildo post prank was?
I haven’t kink shamed anybody in the past and I’m sure not starting now.
Depends on which staff member takes it home
No, the school had to admit to a massive cockup.
The cock is locked, so your education is blocked.
I love this so much.
Just put a traffic cone on it. It’s apparently much worse for american children to see a model of the male anatomy, than metal detectors, armed teachers and drilling school shootings.
Seriously 🙄
Just saw off the top part of it so it’s no longer seen as a dildo. No need for a lockdown.
For real.
Grab a saw from the groundskeeper, hack it off as close to the floor as possible. Put a traffic cone on the stub.
10 minutes work tops.
Puritan values at work
