It’s a giant hamster wheel connected to a generator I run in 😃

Go to the gym to jerk it and have a nap. 😌

What if I have a really good UPS with like a whole day’s worth of juice?

Either one; but just the part about stopping it when the popping slows. The time the microwave bags tell you to cook is based on a certain wattage and assumes you don’t have a sensor; but they also mention when to stop the microwave as general rule of thumb that doesn’t change if your microwave is more or less powerful.

Like, if the bag says 3 minutes and you just let it go the whole time, you only followed half the instructions, ya know?

God is Sonic the Hedgehog.

But see, that would require reading the article and not just the headline.

Imma start posting nothing but news here to troll because then they would also be true shitposts.

I feel like you don’t understand why that is irrelevant to anything I said. If you have a good sensor microwave, you wouldn’t be burning your popcorn. If you don’t have a sensor or your microwave is shit, you need to pay attention.

Those instructions are for the lowest common denominator of microwaves.

That affects the overall cook time, not the bit about stopping when the popping slows. Even making it on the stove, you need to take the pot off the burner once the popping slows or you’ll burn what’s already been popped.

As a furry, one of the things I really would like to see in furry media like Zootopia are hybrids that don’t or can’t exist IRL. It’s fiction! Be creative!

Like they don’t even have to be animals or humans, they can be an alien race that has animal species aesthetics the way we have races so you can make up whatever you want and have fun with it.

I read Atlas Shrugged because the designer of Bioshock said it was the main inspiration for the game.

I didn’t realize they were making fun of it until after I read it. I don’t remember why I read The Fountainhead, but after that one I realized she just fucking sucks.

My dog doesn’t own a pet, and he parked the car. Guess you gotta neuter him for free 🤷‍♂️

“Dolphins are intelligent!”

“Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.”

I believe if I saw these in nature, I’d expect to die of radiation poisoning soon after.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbv3xQA7jJE

I wake up from a nap and we doin’ corn now?

To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

TEEN GIRL SQUAD?!

“Time to wake up and go to work at the shit factory, Harry!”

And here I was thinking that was just a euphemism for reality.