When you take the term “if looks could kill” a bit literally.

I did my part by switching it up and sharing a Korn music video.

Huitlacoche is delicious. A nice “tostada de hongos y huitlacoche” (mushrooms and huitlacoche) is so good.

SUCCESS!!!

I normally reply with a tux penguin but, is it really a Windows problem if the it’s the apps that aren’t optimized for shit?

No slit? Bread penis it is.

Thanks. Had some serious health issues and decided that I needed to get fit or end up a wreck by the time I’m sixty.

Found the duck. Still a sex addict

My wife has always preferred 5 while wearing one of my old shirts.

My life progression so far.

• 3 Pre-teens
• 18 Teens
• 16 Early Twenties (six pack days)
• 20 ~24-47 (more like a keg for most of it)
• 2 in summer 1 in winter From age 47 to today because I moved to Wyoming and sleeping naked gets chilly. Six pack is back, which is nice.

This one is getting a lot of use lately. Dude belongs in a dementia ward…in prison.

Obligatory link after a 6 7 sighting.

https://youtu.be/laZpTO7IFtA

Except on Lemmy where it is 50 minutes.

Judgey Joe

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it. It’s your father’s lightsaber.

– Obi-Wan Kenobi

Hello fellow Kermit, Gopher and Usenet veteran.

Bowl movement analysis? Your poop says a lot about your internal state of affairs.

I moved all the pussy to /dev/null. Apparently, it has unlimited storage space.