“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?”

The Germans simply let women take their top off if they want. Seems fair enough.

How is that shit different from Discord shitty server exclusive emojis. This crap is so… exhausting

Salt enhances flavours!

Because they weren’t already listening in?

Are you saying this is animated? Coz I aint’ seeing an animation.

I’m curious if you’re from the UK, OP, because I think this colours your perception of the The Office very much. For the record I loathe both, but The Office UK is a typical British comedy of taking the absolute piss of the characters, who are irredeemable fools one and all. You re not supposed to find them funny, or like them. You’re supposed to laugh at them. That’s the usual expectation, with British comedy.

Americans seem to have great difficulty with that concept, and can’t seem to handle a protagonist that is made fun of.

Again, not defending the show itself. Just saying you need to be aware of this approach when you watch British comedy in general. The common language should not make you forget the ocean of cultural differences in between.

You re thinking of Doogie Howser, M.D. perhaps?

Beautiful can-do attitude!

In France it’s illegal to refuse serving tap water in restaurants, and it is always free.
You can also drink water on public taps anywhere, usually in public parks. For free.

I know it’s not quite as good in the rest of Europe, but I am not sure how you got this idea we are stingy with water. At least it’s potable!

I saw Chuck Berry live for 70€ once. Most expensive gig I ever went to, haha! To see a living legend. Could almost touch him too. We were barely a few hundred in there.

Seven hundred fucking dollars… And you can’t even see shit?! this sounds insane.

It is extorsion. When you live in a touristic place, I think at some point you just stop seeing people as people. I know I can’t stand living in such a place anymore, personally. Not necessarily tourists themselves, but the absolute corruption that tourism brought to the place and its surroundings. So much greed.

Oh! That wasn’t a joke?

À shitty seat is SEVEN HUNDRED dollars ?! What the fuck is wrong with y’all? Is that like a world cup finale or something? That’s an insane price.

Wasnt that the Buddha? “Kill your parents, kill your master, kill yourself.” And your customers.

Yes but here I was referring to Sun Tzu’s Art of War in which he explains that if you know yourself (your own forces) and you know your enemy, you will win all your battles. Sorry for the confusion.

But yeah, perhaps the people in this picture were referring to that one?

Business people are used to KYC (Know Your Customer).
And since Sun Tzu taught all those assholes to know themselves as well as their customers, that also makes sense.
Unfortunately for them, I’m from the Internet…

Do NOT google “Google”. I really cannot stress this enough.

It’s the Correlation vs Causation T-shirt.

I thought you were supposed to shout “Monopoly!” when you win.