I missed something were we supposed to be raptured today?
Not you.
Fuck… I had it in my calendar for next Tuesday
On the plus side, you can feed my cat now.
I will abduction your cat
His name is Bitey. He’s very sweet but don’t get your face too close.
I wanted extra facial piercings
Still a better love story than Twilight
There is some wild pastor (from south Africa?) who “dreamt that jesus is coming. Soon.” Apparently it’s tomorrow to thursday. And then there is some sort of tribulation for 3.5 or 7 years or whatever.
There is going to be lots of people “disappearing” during those two days, according to all this bullshit.
I can’t wait 🥱😴
Thank you! I was genuinely curious what happened
Occurring over a couple of days? Guess that finally answers my question on whether the rapture would happen planet-wide all at once, or go by time zones.
The real rapture will be over in a few hours once all of the bombs have gone off.
Maybe you, but definitely not me.
Jooooin ussss
I wish… Would probably solve the American fascism problem overnight when all the Christians vanish
Okay but then the real Christians are gone and all that’s left are the Christofascists
What would their excuse then be?
God selected them to prepare the earth for Christ’s return after the years of tribulation. Or some bullshit like that.
Shit, we best bend over and do what they say then
I hate to break it to you…
I know, but I didn’t want you to get your hopes too high
I got rap[tur]ed again
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I just ruptured.
I hope it’s a lot of them. Religious psychos are a scourge on humanity. The fewer the better.
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I was very disappointed at the gym this morning when I realized I didn’t have it all to myself.
Technically not supposed to happen until the horns sound in Jerusalem, which will happen at sundown. I think we have a little bit longer before we can really mock these morons.
Maybe next time
Apparently this person https://vger.to/piefed.world/post/496315
Not me I’ve been sinning since the 90’s.
I chose not to and made a few bucks for petwatching
Lemme tell ya, I have never been more raptured!
Props on the username, OP
I feel like I may have had a near-miss
Skipped over again. Thank god.
