How is it blasphemy to text with Jesus? It’d be an honor.

I hung in there until the company Hawaii trip, never went back.

I loved Sound Recorder. I’d play things backwards, then try to duplicate the pronunciation and see how it sounded.

It’s really a testament to your mom, OP. She insists on paying for my labor and voluntarily tips me generously every time.

“Donald Trump just got into a helicopter with my child!”

Yeah, I see what you mean. I’m shocked that thing was left alone with a child.

Is what video of Trump walking alone to a plane with his hand on elons young son hitting different yet?

And if they say yes?

Interviewer is Green Party, they’re into that.

Might find that negging works on that person.

In Europe, that’s just a mainline centrist view blah blah blah Overton Window.

I think a decent number of interviewers will overlook one fart. Maybe two. Depending on the volume, duration, viscosity, etc.

I think you should tell me more about this walrus. So you’re saying there’s a lot of junk in the trunk?

It’s definitely possible. That’s one of my favorite spots! Small world!

And not make!

But a lot of other people did that and aren’t hung up about sex.

Oh. Got it.

Try to downplay it and cover it up all you like. I’ve just submitted it as a news tip to half a dozen newsrooms. We’ll see who’s right!

Why is everyone just acting like that’s normal!?

Case in point!

He’s one away from the trifecta! Just needs to show us his cooch now.

Oh he had a fucking stroke alright…