Tijuana Donna?

Please don’t let me get what I want this time.

The term “magnum opus” gets thrown around so much these days, which cheapens it.

This is your magnum opus.

The whole thing was a big naan issue.

Don’t be afraid to treat yo’self!

Surely they can’t be tha…oh.

Oh, my.

Notably, you’re not asking for forgiveness from your victims. So you get to rape them, never apologize, and then still get to say “Welp. It’s already been forgiven by some other guy!”

If you were doing it based on odds, you’d probably want to find the common denominators of all of them to give you the best odds. Like you’re gonna wanna get into kids more, that’s a pretty common theme regardless of deity.

Which is how you know hell is probably secretly heavenly.

It’s just “immigrants = invaders” repackaged slightly.

How’s Mexico?

I like the way you think.

They didn’t understand Bitcoin either until it was too late and they’d missed the ground floor of a rocketship. The people who catch the vision early are the ones who make the money. You’re an utter fool if you’re not buying as many fruit cups as you can get your hands on. Borrow money if you have to. Don’t miss out again!

Seriously, we need more people who shun fame and celebrity. Like Rick Moranis did.

It allowed Jeff and others to get an easy Pikachu from the bushes.

Why’s he covering himself. We all wanna see.

Half dollars, ideally.

Try “Yes, and…” next time. That’s the #1 rule.