Praise be to Microwave Mel Gibson!

I want to go to Ecuador!

The Holy Rotten Ronnie has provided us with feast of Fast Food.

Fun fact, Tom Green had Monica Lewinsky on his show back in 2000. Tom Green was one of the few comedians who doesn’t make fun of Monica Lewinsky. The whole episode is a Tom Green certified adventure involving Monica Lewinsky; she goes along with all the wacky hi-jinks from trolling the media to having light saber battle in Tim Hortons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=QgwQ01v0tqY&sttick=0

I don’t think they know that the Scotts are a contentious group of people.

Yes, dat iz korrect. Red iz ‘da fastest.

Someone had horse like reflexes.

Probably means either:

A - Quit your job and find a new one.
B - Realize that our current economic system is deeply flawed and embrace going to hell.

Yeah! I imagine there is a quite few Lemmies that would love to choke on a bag of dicks.

I never understood why stores have to keep the sign lights on when they’re closed.

"Bro, did you eat a date? That killed a bee or something. Not cool.”

I’m a level 5 vegan. I won’t eat anything that casts a shadow.