It’s the first thing I thought of when I read the headline.

I’m not angry. I’m sort of sad people are so stupid.

I used to think Lemmy was a bit smarter, but this thread is making me doubt that.

Sure. Feel free to believe trite internet bullshit without proof. I’m sure that will go well for you.

I’ll bet you believe Christian parables too.

Used to use reddit.

Now like to mock reddit.

You have to look at it a few times a month to cherry pick the stupid.

The trash has returned to the front page for it’s bi-monthly visit.

Edge? The only people who use that are old boomers “because it came with the computer”.

This is what happens when you only have a partial working brain and surround yourself with idiot cocksucking minions.

I can’t wait until this fuckstain is dead, buried, and I’m taking a huge Taco Bell shit on his grave.

You mean those pictures all over the front page of kittens with a caption like “I found this guy in a shoebox, in the basement, hungry. I fed him and named him Mortimer.” are not real?!?!

AI will wreck your eyes if you sit too close to it.

Sorry, MAGA. If you want to stroke it to trans porn, you need to show ID.

These pictures make me happy because this is what he’ll look like WHEN HE’S FUCKING DEAD!

I tried to use real MAGA people but they thought the camera would steal their fat, fucking, empty soul. Also, they can’t really dance like this because their ankles will snap under the weight.

And?

False. There is no brick to kill the crazy dog.

Probably because it’s pretty mean. LOL

I hate advertising so much it has a reverse action on me. If I remember an ad, it turns me away from the product.

I usually ignore advertising. I use all the blockers on my browsers, I don’t have or watch regular TV service. I don’t have Cable. I don’t use Netflix or Amazon streaming.

If I go somewhere and notice an over exposure of an advert - like an entire wall with 30 posters all for Gatoraide, guess what goes on my list of things to never buy. I mean, I never buy coke, pepsi, McD, or the common offenders of overblown adverts. Nothing ends up on my shit list faster than ads like this.

Sorry. I read your comment and I thought it was idiot comment day.

THOUGHTCRIME!

Just discussing this hoax that has never happened means it MIGHT happen. You’re all accomplices. Don’t fight. Don’t run. Turn yourself in. Do it now. Don’t make matters worse for yourself.