Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.
What are four and five, then?
Number 4 is when the force of your shit cannot be contained within the bowl and you have to spend some time cleaning around it when you’re done.
Number 5 is when the force of your shit cannot ne contained within the bathroom and you have to pay for renovations when you’re done.
All shot together with five apparently. 💥
We dont speak of number 4, Number 5 however is when you do all 1-4 all at once and the pure force and gravitational pull makes a mini black hole then quickly explodes.
Hater “You must think you’re hot shit!”
Me *Points to porta-john
Me “Not hot but lava motherclucker!”
Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.
Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.
Yes, you figured out the joke and explained it.
I congratulate you both for this successful social interaction.
Such a good film
Trump tower in a just world
King of the Shit post.
Nothing beats the high of organic, colon cooked meth. Too bad it doesn’t mix well with chemical toilets
I figured they were smoking the pipe and caught something on fire
Too many White Castles
He ate the radioactive Walmart shrimp
FukuShrimpA
In the immortal words of Kenny
“This is an example of someone having a 2 inch arsehole and us only installing 1 inch plumbing.”
Your trans dimensional shit just destroyed the TARDIS.
TARDISSHARTDIS
Went mumbo jumbo?
Why do I love this form of modern art?
I think a terminator arrived from the future 😥
No, it’s Number Five. Didn’t you read the title?
Johnny Five?
