I somehow doubt that.

Damn I’m not even a good shitposter.

Fail at them? How about not even attempting anything?

No. Fuck USA

Most straight men will check out women regardless of how attractive they find them.

Keep US politics off of shitposts😡😤🤬

Knew it. 🥲

if i see a dude out and about wearing a tank top i cant help but look at his pits area and think pls raise your arms for a second and give me a pit slip + wonder what they smell like, lol

Yeah but only attractive men, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBxTEoseZak

rotary hoe

But enough about your mum

Great tagline for a vacuum advert.

Lmao, get frozen limeys

I absolutely hate fuzzy dates,

Fine, we will have oily dates.

🎈📌

I don’t. Our money doesn’t have sexy playboy models on it. Maybe some day. Sigh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsory_heterosexuality

Maybe you should start by keeping a few plants alive for a year or so.

Zucc’s ‘product’ is probably the worst imo. At least Amazon gets you stuff at your doorstep. Zucc is just slop peddler m

https://www.goodreads.com/shelf/show/monster-smut

https://archiveofourown.org/tags/HumanMonsterRomance/works