Mancy Nancy and Oancy are upset at being omitted

I’m mad you still didn’t have M as in Mancy up there

It’s a privilege to pee

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatsup

don’t be reading the owl’s minds between 4:00 and 5:00. that’s owly’s time.

i need to tuck this away for the opportune moment to weird out the wife. what’s that memes for couples or something community? i’m too wiped to remember how to repost

we have the best caterers

The monsters i can never stay awake during them. this explains my extended family’s longstanding ethincally and racially based hatred, for which i must give no further explanation

i want to say i remember it getting towed out to sea, then it sank, then it caught fire again (while undersea), but i might just be piling on a little

i also might be thinking of the river thames

right, because the conversation was not already there

but dad…

we firmly but politely show them the door!!!

so, we have this cool door my dad likes me to show people when they don’t like steak

WHAT’S THE CHARGE? EATING A DELICIOUS KENYAN SUPPER?

I Am Not Good At
Haiku Unreasonable
Potato Format

you’re the only person asserting they are. having a trait be associated with an ideal of a gender doesn’t mean it’s an exclusive association.

i just extrude a new nose and get it repierced, easy schpleazy

California coast?

y’all ain’t been around cattle. you put one of those rings in the bull’s nose. then you add links to the chain depending on how nice it is. if it’s real nice, it doesn’t need extra rings. if it’s a mean old bull what’ll charge you as soon as it sees you, that 30 foot chain’ll slow it down a titch, and maybe if’n you’re lucky you can sneak up and hook it to a post so it can’t get you.

a woman with a septum piercing is kind. les’n she got herself a 30 foot chain attached to it

it’s not the paint, it’s the unnecessarily extended deployment. sorry, i was being imprecise

it’s the one that caught fire by itself in dry dock, right?

that ignores the meaning of the word creative. it’s lazy but i neither feel like going on a rant nor teaching accounting today.