Goats were always AI. You didn’t think they were real, did you?

It’s older. More outdated.

It’ll happen to you!

Nintendo’s going to have to sue the entire field of paleontology now.

Yeah, these days he’d have piss bottles in his sun visor.

Except Canada

https://www.cp24.com/news/canada/2026/02/03/toys-r-us-canada-files-for-creditor-protection/

He paints it with plastic explosives.

I’m still using a 1080p TV and I only plan to replace it if it breaks.

Uncle Ben taught me to add 2 cups of water to 1 cup of rice and microwave for 15 minutes.

We’d already had 9/11, the War on Terror and the Great Recession before the Harambe incident. Jim Varney was the one holding back the darkness. When he died, everything started going downhill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2VCbxVVDQk

What prompt did you use for this?

Difference is that Windows 7 was out before XP support was dropped, so people could just skip over Vista. They don’t have that option with 11.

Shouldn’t have tried to disassemble Johnny 5.

It’s being nibbled to death by cats.

I thought a bazooka was the preferred weapon for that.

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Tell me… how many leches you see.

You turn the heat off as soon as you flip the sandwich over. Then you can leave it for as long as you want and it’ll still be cooked just right.

It was released as a double-feature with My Neighbour Totoro, which should give you an idea as to the tone.