Excluding like One extra thumb stick I love everything about this.

Color: awesome.

Shape: cool, allows airflow from underneath, keeps idiots from stacking on top

Controller: allows innovative two player head on combat.

Name: what the Xbox One should have been.

At least eight? I wanted to know the upper limit, bro you gotta get on this.

Damn, and here I am cheaping out with my goat float boat.

How did you guys think double penetration works? Bunch of virgins.

Thanks for this short 1 frame job site training video.

I want it raw.

We have to cook it at least a little sir.

Oh, I would like it cooked for 64 days.

Sir we can only go as long as 5 minutes.

Oh, I would like it cooked in Kazakhstan.

Sir it will have to be cooked in our kitchen.

Well if you wasn’t going to let me choose why did you ask?

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Sir, sir! mastication before masterbation.

Oh, I’m sorry, dose it say something? My eyes were to busy glazing over such a trash poster

If they would create a simple forwarding site that reads the phone type and forwards it onto the proper store they could condense that QR code down into only one.

they should also use a generic phone so it doesn’t look dated

in large text it is better to highlight important points in subtle colored boxes to prevent them from becoming a wall of text

Is this about the kids that got shot playing ding dong ditch the other day?

https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/01/us/ding-dong-ditch-boy-shot-houston-hnk

Teleport 7 inches away easy lock in:

Teleport up 7 inches on a generator perpetual motion machine.

Walk through thin walls / safes.

Repeatedly teleport forwards never have to walk again.

Teleport out of bed every morning.

Teleport out of clothes at night / sexy times

Look cool AF.

It also takes one potential guaranteed buyer off the market, the value is whatever people are willing to pay for it meaning they would be losing the exact amount of value they were changing.

Isn’t it weird how it’s literally always double? My luck must be the worst.