ekZepp@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoN. 5lemmy.worldimagemessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1660arrow-down13
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minus-squareCapricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoNumber one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf. What are four and five, then?
minus-squareherrvogel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoNumber 4 is when the force of your shit cannot be contained within the bowl and you have to spend some time cleaning around it when you’re done. Number 5 is when the force of your shit cannot ne contained within the bathroom and you have to pay for renovations when you’re done.
minus-squareekZepp@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoAll shot together with five apparently. 💥
minus-squareSteamymoomilk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoWe dont speak of number 4, Number 5 however is when you do all 1-4 all at once and the pure force and gravitational pull makes a mini black hole then quickly explodes.
Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.
What are four and five, then?
Number 4 is when the force of your shit cannot be contained within the bowl and you have to spend some time cleaning around it when you’re done.
Number 5 is when the force of your shit cannot ne contained within the bathroom and you have to pay for renovations when you’re done.
All shot together with five apparently. 💥
We dont speak of number 4, Number 5 however is when you do all 1-4 all at once and the pure force and gravitational pull makes a mini black hole then quickly explodes.