That’s Colorado shaped.
I never met someone with an ohio shaped frying pan
I like to imagine that Americans from the random states in the middle with perfectly rectangular shapes do the same thing, but since it’s just rectangles, no one realises it.
fixed the neighbors business card.

I see you’ve met my sister-in-law
Bro HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Saguaro doesn’t even grow in texas.
I’ve seen it here in Texas. San Antonio, even! It was at the old Natural History museum. At a diorama. In front of which, the tour guide asked us, “what do you see here that shouldn’t be here, if everything was accurate? That’s right! Saguaro doesn’t grow in Texas!”
Oh wow that’s a way smaller range than I expected. I had thought it was weird I didn’t see any between Albuquerque and Vegas.
Bird bath?
Texan Bidet
Texans don’t wash their ass, too woke.
Took the dogs to the vet the other day to get their shots, and the friggin rabies tags were Texas-shaped. Ugly!
Texas: Fucking Florida!
Florida: Fucking Texas!
that’s how you make baby Alabamas
Patrick, you’re sweating.

people would laugh if we could see the gif.
upload it to catbox.moe
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Colorado: amateurs
every room in my house is Colorado shaped
Im scared Florida and Texas will team up
Makes me think of hank hill’s texas-shaped wall clock

Texas makes Florida look like North Carolina (the best state)
Nah, fuck that shit. Texas politics suck hard, but not like Florida suck. The Texas Legislature is out of their minds, but they still follow rules of procedure. Florida’s government is fucking gone
Florida and North Carolina BBQ are on par with one another
Maybe in general, but Eastern-Carolina style is the superlative barbecue form.
Florida has BBQ? I’ve been there a bunch and have never heard of it
Florida ain’t got shit on NC barbecue
When you’re comparing it to Texas BBQ, it all looks the same
Texan here: born and raised. Comparing Texas BBQ to other styles of BBQ is like trying to compare dogs: they’re all wonderful.
Although some look funny or smell bad.
Other than that, trying to define one kind as superior to all others is just as asinine as dog shows. You might be there to see who wins, but I’m just there to eat some barbecue. Or pet some dogs. I’ve kinda gotten lost in my own metaphor.
Although some look funny or smell bad.

Well said. I’m also a native Texan and have little pride in the state in general, but we have some undeniably good food.
You can never go wrong with Texas BBQ, but that is also true of other states.














