I love German animal names so much. My favorites are “stink animal” and “sting pig”

Did you try asking them? Ask them and please report back with their response

That’s far better!

Shaken, not stirred

What kids?

I just might fuck myself off this weekend! Depends on how distracted I get.

Must be wearing asbestos pants that they aren’t engulfing him in flames

Got any advice on alternatives to Drive? I keep considering nextcloud, but people I know have said it’s a resource hog and finicky at best.

Paste-eaters, rejoice!

MACROHARD, GET IT???

I’m hilarious and edgy, so my cars can kill a few people, as a treat.