“I really need to stand up and say both sides bad, a month before a major election. Every needs to know RIGHT NOW!!1!!”

“Both sides same”

Based

Explain!

Wildly based, enjoy your night, King!

Brother, once you realize alcohol kills germs; and Everclear is 95% ABV, there is no hesitation involved!

No, this how you make dysentery your bitch!

Nah, too many ingredients. I exclusively buy beef, onions, booze, and flavored condoms (for the ladies)

Only the finest setting for the finest dining!

Yes

Alcohol kills germs!

You know, Jack might be fun to shit on, but a wise man once told me the best whiskey is the one you like to drink!

Good point tho, next post will have protein

1. Onion (optional)
2. Whiskey

Better yet a Red-Green Show channel. Because if they don’t find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy!

I can’t stand strong cologne; I’ve told multiple men and women publicly it’s supposed to be suggested, not announced.

Holy shit, I said might, not is! Have my years of disemboweling small creatures for Augery purposes finally paid off???

Sir, this is a boy-dinner-glorifying post. Your ability to recognize sauces is not relevant.

So the Soviets didn’t sign a treaty with Hitler to split Poland between them?

Here I was thinking signing an alliance with Adolf Hitler to invade a country together was something vile enough anyone could easilly condemn, thanks for correcting me!