I like to imagine that Americans from the random states in the middle with perfectly rectangular shapes do the same thing, but since it’s just rectangles, no one realises it.
fixed the neighbors business card.
I see you’ve met my sister-in-law
Bro HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Took the dogs to the vet the other day to get their shots, and the friggin rabies tags were Texas-shaped. Ugly!
Saguaro doesn’t even grow in texas.
I’ve seen it here in Texas. San Antonio, even! It was at the old Natural History museum. At a diorama. In front of which, the tour guide asked us, “what do you see here that shouldn’t be here, if everything was accurate? That’s right! Saguaro doesn’t grow in Texas!”
Bird bath?
Texan Bidet
Im scared Florida and Texas will team up
Patrick, you’re sweating.
people would laugh if we could see the gif.
upload it to catbox.moe
deleted by creator
Texas: Fucking Florida!
Florida: Fucking Texas!
Colorado: amateurs
Makes me think of hank hill’s texas-shaped wall clock
Texas makes Florida look like North Carolina (the best state)
Nah, fuck that shit. Texas politics suck hard, but not like Florida suck. The Texas Legislature is out of their minds, but they still follow rules of procedure. Florida’s government is fucking gone
Florida and North Carolina BBQ are on par with one another
Maybe in general, but Eastern-Carolina style is the superlative barbecue form.
Florida has BBQ? I’ve been there a bunch and have never heard of it
Florida ain’t got shit on NC barbecue
When you’re comparing it to Texas BBQ, it all looks the same
Texan here: born and raised. Comparing Texas BBQ to other styles of BBQ is like trying to compare dogs: they’re all wonderful.
Although some look funny or smell bad.
Other than that, trying to define one kind as superior to all others is just as asinine as dog shows. You might be there to see who wins, but I’m just there to eat some barbecue. Or pet some dogs. I’ve kinda gotten lost in my own metaphor.
Well said. I’m also a native Texan and have little pride in the state in general, but we have some undeniably good food.
You can never go wrong with Texas BBQ, but that is also true of other states.
