She’s entered the warm liquid goo thawing phase
Someone ran the audio of All I Want For Christmas through an audio-to-midi converter, and then played that back with only a piano instrument. The results are hilarious:
I wish there was someone in the world who hadn’t heard the song before so we could test if hearing the lyrics in that is really just your brain vainly trying to save your sanity.
It did faintly sound like the track was running along with it in a couple spots
There are, most people born between January thru September this year haven’t heard the song [citation needed].
Sadly, they likely heard it in the womb or in the case of the most recent will hear it before they are capable of performing the experiment.
Sounds like a drunk pianist on the edge of blacking out while desperately battling between consonance and dissonance.
If I send that to my wife I think I’ll have to cook dinner for a month but it’ll be worth it
I heard it’s PSL in the air that’s causing the melting
I’m so glad I don’t work retail anymore. Ruined all music for me. I’ve heard every Christmas song at least a thousand times and I can’t listen to All Star by Smash Mouth Anymore.
If it makes you feel any better, I once saw a Smashmouth concert where the lead singer guy got hit in the head by a thrown shoe mid-set and got very pissy about it. It was a total lucky shot.
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When I worked retail, I would spend extra time in the HVAC aisle across from the TVs so that I could listen to the Foreigner concert that was always on
fuck the Christmas music tho. I don’t think we played it much thankfully
everytime i post mariah carey in the music community she gets downvoted :(
She’s an exceptionally talented singer, her ability to hit notes higher than anyone else that’s ever been recorded is really fucking cool. And she’s got some really great songs (Someday, Emotions, Fantasy, Dreamlover, Always Be My Baby). But the fucking christmas song is definitely not one of them!
I’m just going to say it, I kind of like her Christmas song, just hearing it once or twice around Christmas is fine (for me).
I don’t listen to radio or watch (cable) TV, so I don’t get bombarded with Christmas songs. It’s like one of those hipster beers with ingredients like strawberry short cake, in small doses it’s fine.
it’s my favorite Christmas song :(
Nothing wrong with that, but surely you can understand why a lot of folks are tired of it by now
i cant actually. i worked retail for 4 christmases and i always loved when mariah carey came on
Fuck it, this is the year we win the war on christmas.
Not yet, not until we wake Green Day up at the end of this month.
It’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right.
Last Christmas by Wham! doesn’t get the hate it deserves either.
My friends and I participate in Whammageddon every years. Last man standing who survives the season the longest without hearing that song wins bragging rights.
I really like that song
Thus begins a terrifying 3 month reign of terror before she abruptly returns to hibernation for the next thawing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE4shVkwqIk
For anyone who wants to see big ass cartoon question marks floating over other people’s heads
https://bootiemashup.com/mix-tapes/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-bootie-mashup/
For anyone who wants dozens more options for achieving that particular goal.
Excuse me, but we have not cast the spells to begin awakening Queen Carey as we will not jointly have enough power until the equinox
Stop. It’s spooky season first.
MC is horror for me.
Are we shortening Turkey season again?
European Union does not acknowledge the Turkey.
My friend from Turkey is sad about that.
Only as a forever candidate.
Are we still doing this? Aren’t all shopping malls pretty much either dead or done with the Karen bullshit?
