First you get the soap, then you get the money, then you get the wife.

True, I was thinking more the darkened areas that regular sweat causes on light colors.

Game changer for me. I always thought it was some hippy woowoo nonsense, but it actually works for me, and I’m physically active at work and sweat a lot. One stick lasts me for more than a year of daily use and I don’t smell like deodorant.

It’s not an antiperspirant, however, so it’s not much help if you are worried about pit stains.

That was the plot of my favorite underrated Adam Sandler film.

/S

‘During the first half of the 90s every music video was in black and white at 15 fps, the second half everything was oversaturated and shot through a fisheye lense.’

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The amount of times I’ve asked a crypto bro to tell me exactly what The Blockchain is and them being able to actually lucidly explain it is exactly 0, in my experience.

I know there’s science somewhere in there, but the loudest enthusiasts I’ve come across treat it like magic.

Most of the insane women that are crazy enough to spend time with me are, at the very least, in to horoscopes/tarot, so I maintain a base level knowledge on the subject.

They find it charming when I use I Ching to consult the Oracle when they can’t decide what they want for dinner.

Seems like they are asking how loudly they should announce the addition of AI to their software. If the survey comes back positive they’ll shout Audio Assistant Support from the rooftops, if nobody wants it they’ll put it in anyway, but it will be a buried feature in the bottom of an obscure update note ‘AAS added to collect data to enhance user workflow and customize UX’.

I, as a person with a recalcitrantly strong back and hatred of reading political treatrices am thankful that there is a worldly upper class to tell me what is good for me.

That’s not kerosene, we’re just heating up the chafing dishes, Massa.

Berrrwyyynnn!

First you get the haircut, then you get the titties.

‘The FDA has recalled… Asparagus that was found to be contaminated with… 90’s R&B hits-’

‘God damnit Jim! Did you fuck with the recall hats again?’

I like the idea that one becomes more and more retired each year after they stop working.

IBC in the original glass bottles with the non twist caps were my jam before the turn off the century. Only one deli in the area sold it and we could pretend it was a beer.

I’m sure if I tried it today it would be mid at best, but probably better than Barqs or MUG.

Ginger beer isn’t even made from fresh squeezed Gingers anymore.

No way. In Fallout it was China that dropped the first bomb. Or communists that infiltrated the government that made the US drop the first bomb.

Or maybe it was Zetans. Or The Republic of Greg.

As much as I would love to ship directionless chuds as far away from me as possible, I think giving them bombs and guns and shipping them to a 24/7 shooting gallery is a bad idea.

They’re gonna come back some day with a party in their head, and some of them won’t want it to stop.

Gen Z will be like, ‘I used to have to ask strangers if they had games on their phones, Alphas get their first tablet as soon as their eyes can focus. Kids nowadays! I was bored for MINUTES at a time, and I didn’t complain!’

And the days go by…