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Matpat is not who he used to be…
I’d say canneloni. Not tested though. Sauce optional.
As an Italian, I’m lost for words
Use expressive hand gestures. 🤌
my hands are trembling
This can’t be real
First day on the Internet, eh?
Yes feels like :s , hard enough to believe that some guys stick their thing in pasta… but that someone actually made a serious review about it ? Guess, I wanna keep my naivety
It is a really video. It’s like, a surprising detailed review.
Gotta be rotini, it’s ribbed
Marketing!
I think we need some hypotheses here. My guess is that a short, springy pasta like a rotini or a fusili, or even a cavatappi, would be best, as opposed to something long and stringy, like spaghetti or fettuccine. Angel Hair would be far too delicate if the passion gets…vigorous.
Thoughts?
Obviously it’s puttanesca
Ah, this generation has found its Jason Biggs.
I think I actually watched this
You think? You don’t remember? I’d remember that.
Alr, ok, I definitely watched this
I figured, you just didn’t want to admit it. I get it.
I’m in Oklahoma, anyone got a non-PH link?
He basically has them inside (translucent) sex toys and puts his dick in there. I am not sure you would be missing much. 😆
Yes. www.protonvpn.com
He did canned beans too. I will not elaborate
No need to.
So it’s all about food, huh? Not my thing, but I understand. We’ve all dipped our… toes… into the whipped cream/ chocolate syrup/ honey world.
I’ll be disappointed if Bush’s isn’t the most fuckable brand of bean.
Dammit. I ate some Bush’s beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong.
I think it’s very admirable that you took them out for dinner before giving them the ol’ what for.
Up vote for making me LOL at “the ol’ what for.” Like something you’d hear on the Andy Griffith Show, if sex was legal in Mayberry.
I tell you what, Barn, she was making me feel warmer than one of Aunt Bee’s pies down at the church bake sale…
That really needs to be a porn genre ASAP.
How about an Andy Griffith/ Beverly Hillbillies crossover porn featuring a giant orgy by the cee-ment pond. Just don’t forget to invite Ellie May and Lou-Ann.
Maybe invite the Gilligan’s Island folks, just to bring in Ginger, and especially Mary Ann.
Bean footage isn’t so beautiful now, is it?
tosses beans a towel
Clean yourself up. You’re a mess.
“You fucking disgust me.”
Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.
Play your cards right and you won’t need those beans tonight. ;)
Not now mom, I still have to try the pinto beans!
Once you go black bean you’ll never go black eyed pea.
So you like some fur?
Not safe for Lemmy.
So what’s the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can’t wait!
Sounding with an uncooked spaghetti.
I’ll leave that one oit there hanging.
You’re a monster.
no love for fusilli?
I prefer Tagliatelle
I dislike you for this post, but at least your username checks out.
I would laugh, but potato.
Can someone brave enough please FINALLY post the eventual tier list he comes up with
Spoiler Alert! It’s the alfredo primavera
Someone’s going to have to watch the video to confirm
I watched it back in the day.
I’m not sure if it’s true, but it does make all kinds of sense.
According to the video, it’s actually mac & cheese 🤤
What the fuck is an Alfredo?
Fancy Mac and cheese
