Perhaps what Speaker Johnson is saying is true (who am I kidding?). The political violence from “the Left” has been such a nothingburger that the most henious thing that he had seen thus far is a cycling group with a few naked people. Write that down as public testimony for the state attorneys’ cases.
Yeah I thought tuffs as well. It’s the most threatening thing he’s seen because there hasn’t been any other threatening things.
Pinching a ball on a bike seat is a clear and present danger on a naked bike ride though.
I saw a young girl with a knee on her neck the other day. Saw them arresting people at a Spanish speaking mass today. Idk I’ve seen some threatening things
Careful, men - those guys are packing!
US House Speaker A Giant Fucking Pussy
His protection of pedophiles is the most threatening thing I’ve ever seen.
What a pussy. You live in a state with alligators and this is the most threatening thing you’ve ever seen? What a loser.
sure thing, dude who has a porn pact with his son, I’m sure you’ve never seen naked people before
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Okay, this isn’t nottheonion
He prolly recognized some of the penises and panicked.
Trust the sexuality repressed American to see a naked person and get scared.
They’re not all like that of course but their culture is kind weird, like they don’t even seem to teach proper sex education in all their schools? They teach abstinence and such even sometimes? Wild.
This reads to me like mockery. As in, “Naked bike riding is the most dangerous demonstration so far.” Not dangerous at all.
So, he considers unarmed, naked people “threatening”? What a weak, cowardly snowflake.
He’s afraid it will awaken something in him.
He’s seen the dildo seat videos and he secretly hopes they’ll appear in mainstream media from coverage of the protest. He’s gleeful with the possibility, he can’t stop talking about it
all those meatswords t he men are carrying could seriously harm him.
In his ego too, where it hurts the most.
He’s worried about being stabbed, repeatedly, and liking it.
I’m guessing he doesn’t know that New Orleans does this as well? In his home state? Nobody tell him.
Motherfucker hasn’t met me yet. Because I’m far more threatening to ICE than anything Portland has to offer.
Pffft, snowflake.
Damn, he must never get out of his house then
