Hey, OP. Welcome to your 30s. 🎉 New to the US, or just seeing it for the first time?
He sleeps upside-down like a bat and roams the woods of North Left Cascadia at night, foraging for wolves. This is the way.
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“Step in it”? Present tense? Nah. Past tense. Way past tense.
Spent all their points getting those g-strings on their face.
I’ll miss that when it’s all bots. 😅
- Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?English3·23 hours ago
As long as they find their own pocket rocks, I think we’re peachy.
I’ve often wondered: (Andy KaufmanKafka)/(O’Brien)= Y …but then the first bit just spirals with variables, and I quickly lose Trek. 🤷🏼♂️
- Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comtomemes@lemmy.world•I've considered it from time to time, nglEnglish4·1 day ago
IRL, it’s less of a formidable wall and more of an endless mogul field ready to grind you down like the temporarily-solid water chunk you are. 🤷🏼♂️
Mmmm… Another cosmic smoothie from The Churn.
- Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comtomemes@lemmy.world•A bird in the hand is worth two in the bushEnglish0·9 days ago
1930’s what?
FWIW, the only people that Dementors’ve sucked off (per lore) were one adult (in prison) and the seminal trio of kids in the scary woods, so… 😶
- Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comtomemes@lemmy.world•The ammount of slimers you meet at compamy events is too highEnglish01·13 days ago
Disney is Epstein, except it’s charging you to fuck your own inner child.
No thanks 😜