My grandparents lived there when I was a kid but the flatness didn’t bother me when it was near the ocean

Both can be true.

Marble is expensive in places where there isn’t already a lot of it simply because it’s HEAVY.

I’ve lived in and around the Appalachians my entire life, and didn’t understand why people were so fascinated with them until I went to Michigan and realized how irksome it was to me when they weren’t there.

My guy

The surface of the planet is now covered in a 30-foot-thick layer of paper. All survivors have been crushed to death.

I don’t know how to drive an aircraft carrier, silly