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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago

This place is a prison

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This place is a prison

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 hours ago
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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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    The library is a prison.

    – Foucault, probably

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    I misread this and immediately thought, “I wouldn’t go to the library without my study bear.

    “You’ve got this, babe!”

  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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    So, they just don’t want drinks that make noise when you open them?

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    This message does not apply to hard liquors.

    I’m very curious as to why, but I won’t argue.

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      Don’t mess with the hard liquor lobby. If you know, you know

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      They have a resealable top. The library is most likely concerned about spills. Most of them have a no cans policy.

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        Beer dries sticky, does hard liquor dry out clean? It’s mostly water and alcohol so it might be better

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          Grain Vodka is the only one that leaves no traces. I knew a bartender who would clean his customer’s glasses with vodka when he saw they were dirty.

        • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
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          Generally relatively clean, though flavored liquors may contain sugar and most liqueurs do.

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      Opening cans is very distracting.

      • AreaKode@riskeratspizza.com
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        What about a bottle in a paper bag? That could be just as distracting!

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          What about a flask?

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            The most common kind with the cap attached to the metal hinge thingy rattles/jingles.

            Perhaps a beer helmet and 2 bottles of liquor?

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    Tweas?

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      Boozey iced teas

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        Never heard that particular slang but sounds like it’s from the Twisted Teas brand

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          Correct

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    So… study whiskey is ok?

    • DaleGribble88@programming.dev
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      I mean, no one is going to do calculus sober

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        I actually derive better after a few drinks!

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      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        I signed up for calculus but it was like 90% algebra and I wanted my money back!

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Of course.

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        It’d be barbaric otherwise

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      Cognac and study

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        henny & study

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    It’s not the booze that’s banned it’s the can

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    Study wine it is

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      Okay but drink it from the bottle. No spills!

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    Fascists :(

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    What if I have a cola with vodka but I have it well served on a glass?

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