Weren’t local police departments looking at the cyber truck, ran trials, and said lol, no thanks

Yup.

Yes, your honor. I have two towels I use to season my cast iron.

You leave these oily rags next to your stove?

Yes, where else would I put them? Its a convenient spot.

Do you wash them?

Why? They’ll just get oily again.

I haven’t looked into it but isn’t the problem that bribing and corruption, as we general think of it, is not common anymore. They’ve gotten creative.

They don’t hand you cash. they form super PACs that are legislative black holes so “people that align with you politically” can use that money to help you run, or your family member is hired as a VP in a company where they do nothing but get millions in stock options. They can also you can also get paid for talks, meetings, lectures in exotic locations. Hell, Clarence the supreme court judge gets stuff all the time from his billionaire friend. here’s John Oliver.

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.

Fritz Lang’s ‘M’

I should really get around to RTFM.

3:1 and slowly add heat to get your cookies

1. Buy as much coçaine as you can
2. Stir up with baking soda
3. Put in the oven @450 for 30 minutes
4. Taste for donéness (add sugar if you like)
5. Sell whatever is left from you 3 day crack binge with a healthy profit margin
6. ??? ⁷. Repeat

That cord is too short. It has to be 50ft minimum so you can walk around and into the living room taking out anything on the counters.

I feel like Kafka style writing on the wall helps the medicine go down should be enough to poison. First half is what you want to say, then veer off the road in to candyland.