I tried a bar shampoo but it made my scalp itchy and my hairs felt like they were coated with a “sticky soap film” like in the old Zest commercials

I’m pretty sure they’re just trying to get one more use from an empty bottle

They’re referring to insurance offered as a benefit through their work.

As opposed to individual insurance you have to pay for entirely by yourself, if you’re freelance for instance.

They’re not talking about work-accident insurance, aka worker’s comp.

No, they’re connected by fleshy pads to cushion their weight rather than a thinner web of skin which would stretch wide to catch water or air like a duck or bat. But there’s not a separation of skin except near the ends. They walk flatter than a cat but not quite as flat as a person, more like semi-tiptoe, as when you’re picking your way through a kid’s room and trying to minimize the pain from any Legos hiding in the carpet.

Sadly, no. It’s just something more than usually ugly on his face, or something like that.

Don’t drop it, dude!

I’m pretty sure it’s my brain extrapolating from that baby experience and combining it with finger sensations. I didn’t have the opportunity to lick a basketball or (US) football but my tongue can surmise the difference in the bumps because my fingers know.