*sniff*

Truly anything can be a bong.

Uhhh, hey bey-bey:

You… you don’t regularly see Muppets out and about?

TIttLe!

I would expect nothing less.

Sweet, no more double bogeys on a par five.

If it means no one else can say it then I’m all for it.

To Infinity and Wherever!

I’m too sweet and innocent to know what this means.

That’s what it’s called when you do it in the armpit.

Poor Minnie, she’s so dry now 🙁 .

It’s a good prank, but I’m willing to bet that DHS was going to do it themselves anyway.

And yet the 1% are pretty sure they can just violence us all into submission.

I think they can’t say “fuck you” on the Disney Channel.

But also…

Dating concerns of the modern era: “Now, how do I make it clear I’m not a murderer without looking like a murderer 🤔 .”