He’s at least as fit and young a Roger Moore was…

What would a priest want with warm, wet bread?

… forget I asked that.

🎶 “A true function’s what I’m thinking of, you wouldn’t get this from any other Y.” 🎶

Walk then 🤨

First my dog, now this book, geez I’ll get to it when I get to it, okay?

Jesus, New York Post. Stop writing checks Mamdani can’t possibly cash.

“I’ll make certain of it.”

*drops a smoke bomb and disappears*

It’s evil Peter Garrett!

Run a line and get this man some saline, stat!

“Now that I’m done being baffled by an ordinary name, it’s about time for me to go vote in a major election!”

My pleasure?

OMG, you’re going to do my dishes for me? 😍 😘

Get yourself a kill sex room.

I don’t have an alt, just an account on SDF that I don’t use because their instance is always breaking 😭 . I do have a Mastodon and Pixey account though, kind of wish I could consolidate everything 🤔 .

Your summary is certainly more interesting than the article; I look forward to having time to read the paper, now!

Why do hungry MAGAs simply not eat their guns?

Isn’t it a waste of time to disprove the “Matrix Theory” (a piece of metaphysical, navel-gazing, freshman dormitory claptrap with absolutely no bearing on the pursuit of scientific knowledge or technical innovation or philosophical insight) in the first place? I look forward to the next paper, proving that there also aren’t any fairies at the bottom of the garden.

*special sauce*

Two all-beef patties, baay-beee! 🔥