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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 小时前

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Maybe if you used the metric system you wouldn’t be in an argument in the first place, avoiding this whole situation.

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      Their argument was about the optimal date format to use.

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        What’s there to discuss about ISO 8601?

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        Easy. YYYY-MM-DD Z-HH:MM(:SS)

        Anything else in inferior.

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          This is only true when dealing with huge amounts electronic data, for easy sorting and such. DD.MM.YYYY is superior for everyday use. Don’t even try to change my mind

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            True. But I found that out after importing loads of photos from my old phone where I stored everything DDMMYYYY. Shit was all fucked up (winXP times). I’m used to DD-MM-YY on a daily basis, which is totally fine. Just don’t name your files like that xD

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          Everything that doesn’t start with the month is fine for me. This shit is vile!

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            YYYY-DD-MM? Don’t be ridiculous!

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              Well it doesnt start with M

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    Just two fingers in the nostrils

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    Real units please.

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      They’re both about 0 AU, so I don’t really see the problem.

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      The bf & gf are 1.222x10^35 and 9.842×10^34 planck lengths, respectively.

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        god i hate the metric system. how much is that in hours?

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          I can give it to you in c*h if you want…

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          Depends how big the circle is, one hour is 15 degrees, but we can’t convert degrees to length without the radius.

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        Too real.

    • krashmo@lemmy.world
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      She was as tall as a 7 year old Norwegian pine sapling exposed to ideal soil and water conditions and he was as tall as a female giraffe’s asshole.

    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      About 192cm vs 155cm

    • BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world
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      She was 8 bananas, he was 10.

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      1/46 and 1/58 of an american football field?

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      Google it

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    The not-compressed-to-death version of the pic was ever funnier, because you could see the emotional nuances on her face.

    EDIT: you’re welcome (PS the image context is fake)

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      Text source: https://kaijuno.tumblr.com/post/651211271920877569/used-to-date-a-guy-who-was-64-and-im-52-and-one

      Image source: https://www.tiktok.com/@paulalmao/video/6928471963815988485

    • U7826391786239@lemmy.zip
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      when you react to people who are laughing at you, all you’re doing is confirming to them that their opinion matters to you. which is exactly what they wanted

      this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”

      it’s insane how “don’t feed the trolls” is such a ubiquitous and also ignored thing over the last many years

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        this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care”

        The setup makes you expect “i don’t care,” but then the punchline is actually “i deeply care”. The joke here is the subversion of expectations.

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        This sounds like something a third grader teacher would say just to defuse conflicts

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    Well the angle up at my face isn’t much better (( )-:

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    Why do men date women that’s like height of a children to them?

    EDIT: I know reddit banned Jailbait, but can you people move to 4chan and not Lemmy? Fuck anyone who prefers Lolitas, Jailbait, underage looking, petite, child-height or midget if you’re normal height, etc., it’s fucking creepy and you know it. You also know I’m not talking about simply “shorter”, but those cases where it really starts to look off

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      ah yes, children and short women are the same. much science 🧪🐈

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      Love is blind. Don’t wedge yourslef inbetween folk who are happily together and are living normal lives. I know a guy that is more than a head taller than his partner, and they are happily together. Heck, it’s she that is more dominant in their partnership xD

      Is such height diff a reason to pay more attention? Maybe. But outright assuming something is wrong just because you’ve got a gut feeling is foul.

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      Are short women supposed to date children or something?

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        Short men: 🥺

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          Short men are men, not children

          • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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            And yet your reply mentioned children instead of short men. Curious.

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              I think I just don’t know what 🥺 means

              • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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                https://www.wikihow.com/Pleading-Face-Emoji

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        Huh? My comment literally says the opposite - asking why you do that. There are similar height people for everyone, dating someone that’s nearly two times your height just borderline seems like a fetish

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          Maybe, and this is just a crazy hunch, but maybe they fell in love for reasons other than height.

        • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Then a large percentage of tall men would have to stay single, since women are shorter on average. I’ve personally met very few women who are my height, and I’m not even that tall.

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            I doubt a large percentage of men are having problems finding a woman that’s not such a drastic height difference. I never said shorter, I’m talking about the difference being so big it starts to seriously look off. That’s also not very common, quite rare actually, but you know the few men I’m talking about.

            EDIT: This reminds me of a rather popular word where I live called lolita

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              Well maybe you’d try to choose a partner solely based on your depraved fetishes but most people prioritize other things.

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          and?

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            And, it looks like a fetish. It’s just weird. I sometimes can’t tell if that’s your daughter or a wife

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              Calm down because wtf is your deal

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      c/opisafuckingidiot

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