Im beginning to feel like banning things only shifts them to a black market where their consumption becomes completely unregulated and uncontrollable by any government body

i don’t speak russian, can i just read a translation instead

https://www.ikea.com/de/en/p/djungelskog-soft-toy-brown-bear-00402813/

Why spend 30 seconds manually editing some text when you can spend 30 minutes clobbering together a pipeline involving awk, sed and jq