There is a German joke with a similar punchline:
There’s a grandma sitting behind a bus driver and offering him some nuts every know and then. After a while the driver wants to know if she doesn’t want any herself. And then she explains: “you know: I love these bonbons so much, but I can’t chew the nuts anymore. So I gave them to you”

But it fits

It also seems to have a calming effect on drunks, making them more accepting of the fact that the evening has to come to an end. I honestly only have positive (while partially blurry) memories about this song :D

AND THROUGH IT ALL, SHE OFFERS ME PROTECTION…

Angels is played a lot as a warm up or “please leave now” song at least in my area in southern Germany

Also reminded me of the “Dumb ways to die” campaign: https://youtu.be/dWSoqIKAE4o

That Happy Tree Friends episode where the elk had to amputate it’s leg with a spoon, only to realize he did the wrong one when he was finished, still follows me :D

Everyone who dares to claim something different will immediately become a part of the prison-industrial complex!

Yes, I was a bit underwhelmed. Let’s see how this turns out

All my siblings and I do the same. There is an image from the wedding of one of my sister’s. And the only person without crazy goggle-eyes is a sister in law in the back of the photo.

Me after I THINK I noticed a change that most of the time isn’t there

Was this the one calling people pedophiles because they didn’t want to wait for his dream sub to materialize and instead directly saved the kids from the cave they were stranded in? Or even before?

There a song you remind me of. She has similar grievances: Penelope Scott - Rät

This is so outlandish to me. There are so many studies that show how bad this is, also on an economical level…
Meanwhile my colleagues can even call in sick when their kids are ill.

If I got this right, you usually have a limited amount of sick days in the US. If they’re out, you’re out of luck.

I always heard “I see a brand new horizon” instead of “I see a bad moon rising”. I feel like my version is waaay more optimistic!

I’m thankful I’m not forced to use it. Though I have to admit that I use Claude as an alternative to stack overflow with the same level of trust in the results :D

Shout-out to my employer and their intranet. When I click on the company logo I’m directly forwarded to copilot instead of something sensible like the homepage. It’s everywhere

To be fair, it’s abusing women in general. It’s meant to be read as stopping to abuse women and instead abuse drugs.

German here: what are grooming gangs supposed to be?

One of the biggest risks for local students are the crumbling school buildings.

Did they put her in a bottle to prevent her from rubbing her genitals into unwilling people’s faces?

But what’s with Luffys hand? That little finger is creeping me out

Edit: it also seems Squidward has his arms on backwards. And that ranger character also seems to have a left arm as his right, sans the thumb