Can you please not? O:

The urge comes in waves

It’s because the voters are lazy good for nothings! Definitely not related to CxU not being able to deliver at least one thing that isn’t cronyism.

Musk being ghosted and still in the top 5 of this list is hilarious.

The Kinder Surprise Egg of cannon shots. I’m sold!

Photographers, equipment, stylists. He spends money (and most of his time) to have something to post on social media. And it’s mostly meat related, anti environment or hateful against marginal groups. So it’s not like he’s using this to do something actually related to his job.

Plus he was ranked in a list for notoric fake news posters. Which consequently means I’m paying this guy to lie on the internet and it’s driving me mad.

I mean: do you really think an official would confirm POTUS shat his pants if it were true? These are the scenes where you’ll never know what actually happened.

Oh no, the Bratwurst fell out of his mouth again! Nobody asked for this food bloggers opinion.

For non Germans: this asshole is the politician with the highest social media costs and he’s constantly posting about his food and his weird fetish for meat.

I forgive you! May at least half of the long distance sexts with your husband turn into reality when you see each other again :D

My geography skills may not be the best, but I’m preeeetty sure Saudi Arabia is somewhere else

Something something oligarchs and money laundering.

Merz was working for BlackRock for quite a while

Threema?

I loved this one from the new seasons. Downward dumbass had me in tears.

I have to admit that I was a bit disappointed after I realized it’s going to be a heart :D

Whenever I watch these kinds of videos I wonder who can eat this kind of stuff without feeling sick immediately o:

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The first one must have hurt like hell. Imagine that last hateful braincell jumping around in his head like the old DVD screensaver logo on speed.

I just feel like whenever it’s obvious what he shouldn’t do (e.g. deepen ties with US/Israel in times like these) Dobrindt and his colleagues do exactly that…

Went outside yesterday. Noticed after a few minutes that I’m doing the turtle head, because it’s cold af. Took shoulders back to correct posture. Vertebral blockage… breathing was a lot more painful afterwards

This post went full circle and it’s even documented in the body. I don’t know how to feel about this (⁠ب⁠_⁠ب⁠)