Did the plant sieg hiel or something?
Spider plant.
Spider plant.
Does everything a spider can’t.
When it sits.
In the sun.
Photosynthesis just for fun.
Look out!
Look out for spider plan.I’m not depriving that fire of any combustible material. Sorry, plant.
Here, take my gasoline!
The spider plant is indestructible and may put the fire out.
Quickly extricate the plant and you will ensure it can’t fuck the fire up, and it provides an opportunity for your car to leave you piles of puke
That is going to be the most saved plant in the history of plants.
Save the only one with feelings.
Not even grabbing the plant. I’d punch musk in the face & gtfo.
This dude has priorities and I respect that.
Good choice. Vance has no charisma to lead the right and Trump will be dead in 5 years. The billionaire Nazi is a good choice.
Plus musk doesn’t have secret service to block him. Only his dumb face.
It’s not exactly that I wish to harm any of them. It’s just that they all believe in strong individualism and I’d hate to help them when they have made it very clear that needing help is weakness in their religion. I’m sure they’d feel much better burning than receiving help from anyone.
At least the plant does some good in the world.
I’m not taking any chances, nothing is leaving that room. Your sacrifice will be honored, spider plant.
…spider plant, spider plant…
Does whatever a spider plant does
…shoots its children off a shelf, more reliable than an Elf-on-the-Shelf…
Lookout! Here comes the Epstein files!
It’s probably worth tipping the plant out of the pot, and checking nobody’s hidden the Epstein files in the soil.
Yeah, just do it once you are out of the room with it.
I have a spider plant that was supposedly propogated from a spider plant that that belonged to an Aunt-in-law that was given to her by JFK Jr.
Kind of a running joke in the family but a lot of us have descendants and call them all “JFK Jr.”
So, I’m saving John-John. Sorry not sorry, don’t lose your head.
OHFU—!!! I’m grabbing that plant! That’s a nice plant! Look at it, not a waste of oxygen and actually helping the world out…
(Side note: I have a cactus and I would absolutely choose that cactus over my personal safety in case of fire. My cactus also has its own cactus, so I must save that too. It basically goes like this: husband > laptop > cactus > cactus’ cactus.)
I have a bunny ear cactus I’ve been trying to kill because I always bump into is needles and they get everywhere and somehow it just thrives on sheer neglect then I feel bad because a friend gave me it and I water it.
I know the rooms engulfed in flames, I’m the one who set it on fire!
Good work. You taking the plant or nah?
That plants a violent war criminal, it can die with the rest.
Understandable.
If they see me saving the plant and myself, I think the only real fight to stop me would be with Elon. Trump is too old to chase after me. Vance is too busy fucking a couch. Elon, he has some body flabs, but I would not underestimate him.
