As already mentioned, Oxford and Cambridge dictionaries, but you’ve also got Collins Dictionary and Chambers Dictionary.

If you want the genre defining original, there’s always Samuel Johnson’s “A Dictionary of the English Language”.

They do want to be cuddled, but they’re strict believers in “smallest creature gets to choose when to cuddle”.

I… caused the entire Earth to move to the other side? Wow. My opinions are so much more powerful then I ever suspected!

I know of the Estonian football team, but are there any other Floras?

“Flora” is the plants one and “Fauna” is the animals one.

[Edit] Depending on where you live, Flora is also a female name and a brand of margarine.

As you’re “asking Lemmy”, I think the most Lemmy-like option is to set up a sort of paved guillotining area to be used to execute billionaires.

Once they’ve been culled to an appropriate level, they can be composted down into good soil.

Then you can rip up all the paving and deinstall the guillotine(s), then plant your moss/wildflowers/veg/local plants/bee-friendly plants etc.

High Dairy Milk Interface?

…and less “mainstream” than Windows?

Looks like bronze (on a stone plinth)

Adverts, subscriptions, marketing, tracking, surveillance etc

I think many of the bugs were introduced in “Web 2.0”, so surely we can just fork Web 1.0 and start again from there? :P

Self-aligning cats

Too sexy

[…]organisation representing musicians Large Corporate Record Companies who bought the rights off someone[…]

They’re an extortion racket for large music recording labels, who generally fuck over small music venues and individual musicians.

I didn’t even realise “no SD card” was an option. That’s shitty and awful.

I’d add “less than 15cm tall” too. I’ve had enough of stupid giant phones that don’t fit in pockets and where you can’t even reach the top or other side with your thumb.

Those ones pacman has.

Those ghosts that have been following me about and harassing me?

Going to eat the haunty little bastards.

The current Labour Party, under Keir Starmer, are socially more right-wing than David Cameron’s Conservatives were - though not as far to the right as the procession of ghouls who followed Cameron.

There’s a sort of white rectangular bag behind him. To the right of it is a large penile object on a string. I suspect this is it.