Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.
Do you eat your hot dogs from the top down like a lunatic?
No, I eat them
tootop down like a normal person. How do you eat them?I eat them three down.
Isn’t hands free the standard?
Giggity.
Sorry, corrected.
I said what I said.
I stand mine vertically and shave from them like a doner kebab.
Edit: I meant shawarma. Pretend I said shawarma. Just forget it. I’m not racist!
You don’t eat your doner kebab right off the stick?
My four yr old eats hotdogs like this except he starts on a bread side in the middle
Good man.
What do you mean gone halfway through? Are you eating your hot dogs lime a sandwich? You gotta throat that bad boy.
Uh yeah, I do throat it. Top down, like a normal person.
Cause those dogs were bred for show.
this dude eating hotdogs like corn on the cob?
Op used ragebait. It was highly effective.
What is wrong with you?
Can’t say for sure, I don’t have an official diagnosis so far.
Absolutely cursed image. I’m dying.
Sgt chowdown doesn’t appreciate this post.
I like how he’s delicately cradling the
ballsbunDishonorable discharge for Sgt Chowchow
No no no, wrong guy, Sgt ChowChow is entrusted with US Nuclear facility codes under admiral Hugh Mann. Now those are names you can trust.
I don’t trust the admiral. I think he’s gunning for my job.
I always use a syringe to get the condiments into the doggo
Spin-coated fast food condiments coming soon
Submerge weiner in condiments and bake to have it fully encased.
Oooh, since they are all just disassociated globs of meat glued together in plant casing, maybe the move is to mix flavors into the meat before it’s assembled.
I kid of course, that’s dangerously close to spices and you can’t put spices on hot dog meat.
I’m confused. If I put mustard on a hotdog it looks exactly like that.
(Aside from that bland yellow, I use real mustard)
So you like eating all the mustard right away, and then having the second half be plain?
How the fuck you eating your hotdog?
The fuck?
lmao
what the fuck
I have a new pet peev
Apparently in parallel instead of series.
Ohh you eat it like a sub? 😅
I only do that if I’m lazy and use sandwich bread for a roll.
Im sorry, people eat subs differently than hot dogs? Fucking excuse me?
No, I eat a sub from the side. Otherwise you’d just be eating bread, then fillings, then bread separately.
That’s the precise reason that you eat a hotndog the same way.
Yeah hi I make hotdogs as a job, instructions say all sauces on top. You want it changed, go fight corporate.
Fine, fine, I’ll fight them. We using gloves or bare knuckles?
If it’s corporate, use brass knuckles!
Sock 'Em Boppers!
I know, its so hard not to rub the weiners together before I sit down at the table 2 feet from my kitchen. The insatiable need to rub two sloppy condimented weiners against each other in such a way that the condiments on top are completely removed is just overwhelming. I can barely sit at the table before I give in to rubbing to sloppy condimented weiners together in such a way that all the condiments on the top come off.
You surely won’t regret rubbing sloppy condiment weiners together.
People with big mouths (like me, I have a big mouth) eat hotdogs in bites that span left to right, and top to bottom along (approximately) a plane that lies perpendicular to the axis along which the hotdog was extruded. With this approach, the condiments merely have to run the length of the hotdog (or just the bun if you dislike messy eating) in order for them to participate in every bite.
Only small mouth dweebs that can’t fit a wide, juicy frank into their mouth when they’re gobbling down a… Nevermind, I think I got sidetracked.
No dawg, you gotta flip it turn-ways.
you’re supposed to eat a hotdog end to end, you weirdo
I mean, yeah, you eat both ends. From the top down, though.
I use mustard on the bun first, like glue for the weiner. (2nd grade level giggle) Then i pile on the onions, relish, or whatever on top
I slather the crease in relish, then tuck diced tomatoes/onion/lettuce (eg) into the relish, then dog, then presentation mustard.
relish from the grocery store has gotten so cheaply made you have to strain it first. even, and especially, the mass market ‘name brands’. i did run across one super off-brand, imported from turkey or india or something, that was great, though… and like half the store brand price.
so unless i have that or strain the ‘regular’ stuff first, or just cut-up some pickles instead (what i’ve been doing more of lately), the relish goes on top. everything else goes on first.
The Heinz relish aint so bad… i use it and its ok. I miss the Coney Island deli we used to have here 20 years ago… its become a laundry now.
Onions and mustard? You must be an antifa terrorist!
So the first half is all the good stuff, and the second half is just mustard?
Wait. Are you eating hot dogs parallel to the dog or perpendicular?
I’m not sure what your frame of reference is, but I eat them top down like everyone else. Do you… not?
The appeal of the hotdog is the convenient mouth-sized cross section.
What? Whose mouth is that big?
Ice Bear apparently
Fair point.
Polar Bear has the right idea.
Reminds me of being a kid and making a wotsit (you might need to be from the UK to know what those crisps are) sandwich with cheese spread… and the cheese spread was there to stop the wotsits falling out.
Only small children and the Dutch use anything besides mustard on a hot dog you heathen.
Puritanical nonsense, and categorically untrue. The Chicago dog, Sonoran dog and chili dog are all firmly cemented in their respective regions, and those are just the first three I could think of.
There’s only one condiment that’s not allowed near my wien, and that’s ketchup. There exists a whole universe of acceptable hot dog condiments otherwise. I’ll prepare an extra “fully loaded” hot dog in your name tonight, and you better believe I’m going to savage that wiener, and all its saucy, crunchy and tangy accoutrements, with fervent gusto.
Are you a small child or Dutch?
No.
[citation needed]
no, that’s mayonaise on fries
OP is the type of guy who takes a shit and stands up to wipe his ass.
Sir this is not a Wendy’s
We are the 25%
Sometimes my back hurts to twist. So it’s either that with the football hike, or shower. And work doesn’t have a shower.
OP thinks his farts don’t smell if he can’t smell them.
I actually do this now because wiping my ass on the toilet gave me a herniated disc. The standing up is way more forgiving to the spine.
How dare they want to do a good job wiping
You put mustard on top and then spin the hotdog do the mustard is applied 360° and doesnt get all over you while you eat it.
Yep that’s what I do pretty much. Line of ketchup down the left, mustard down the right, then spinnnnn
I think you just changed my hot dog game. I need to try rotating my weiner.
You could even call it windmilling
This sounds promising, but how do you spin the dog when it is hot? Do you have some sort of dog rotation apparatus?
Use a napkin or suffer a minor finger burn. Worth it for the outcome.
Chef callouses ftw
I knew all my masturbation would lead to greatness someday!
This is The Way
How many dogs do you eat a year would you say?
Hot or regular?
The ones that can disappear from sight if left alone at a picnic.
You know the ones you don’t want to step on barefoot.
I step on both barefoot all the time.
