lol you probably fucked something you bought at a grocery store 50x, but you sound like a 16 yo virgin lmfao

None of what you said explains what they are talking about lol.

It’s like you have no experience with what they’re talking about

I knew all my masturbation would lead to greatness someday!

Who knew pigeons have such human problems with drinking and flying.

This isn’t entirely true either. Layoffs can actually increase stock prices by lessening liabilities. This is a legit tactic in shareholder primacy theory.