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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days ago

Trump denies he’s dead

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Trump denies he’s dead

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days ago
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  • Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca
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    23 days ago

    Take a hint.

  • Kyden Fumofly@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    I really wanna see if USA gonna make a back-flip, if he dies.

  • anhydrous@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    If I had a nickel for every time Drumpf told the truth, I’d now have a nickel, which isn’t a lot.

    • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Jokes on you, that’s just JD Vance in Drag.

  • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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    24 days ago

    On one hand, biology, but in the other hand, he’s never been know to tell the truth before.

  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    24 days ago

    You’re not fooling anyone you know?

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    Liar

  • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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    24 days ago

    That’s exactly what a dead president would say.

  • dhork@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    he says he's not dead yet

    • AlexLost@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      You’re not fooling anyone you know!

      • dhork@lemmy.world
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        I can’t take him like that, it’s against regulations

        • Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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          Look, isn’t there something you can do?

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            24 days ago

            I feel happy!

  • SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social
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    24 days ago

    There’s a necromancer working overtime somewhere

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    we got a paradox at hand, since trump never says the truth

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    24 days ago

    He is not dead. He is the undead. The wounds, the incoherent speech. The first zombie president.

    When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the halls of the white house and congress.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      That pretty much looks like a session of Congress. Mitch McConnell in back.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      Why did you link a picture of people during covid who refused to wear masks?

      • Resistai@lemmy.world
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        Its still Covid. You can still wear a mask. It protects disabled people and reduces surveillance.

        • melisdrawing@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Still wearing mine. I get asked why about twice a day.

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    24 days ago

    are we sure he isn’t being weekend at bernie’s’d?

    • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, the time he was away could have been for installing the animatronics.

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        That’s what the contactor was doing throwing stuff out the window.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      Weekend at Donny’s.

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    Only someone who is dead would come out so strongly against this.
    Trumpstein’s dead, confirmed.

  • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
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    Sad

  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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    Some one stab him to check. We need proof.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Gotta stab him in the eye with a running chainsaw to check.

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