I lube up my guitar strings before I finger the fretboard
Seth Taylor
Musician and filmmaker UK/EU
Frontman & only writer of No Outlines
Also on: Bluesky, Pixelfed, Mastodon
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Wait, but… I make noises when I’m jerked off too…
Am I… an instrument?
Seth Taylor@lemmy.worldto
Europe@feddit.org•Trump exempts Hungary from sanctions for buying Russian oilEnglish
23·3 days agoIt was too good to be true, right?
Somehow, much like the show itself, this meme refuses to die. A real winner
Tsk tsk tsk… That’s how he gets ya…
Seth Taylor@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Controversial startup's plan to 'sell sunlight' using giant mirrors in space would be 'catastrophic' and 'horrifying,' astronomers warnEnglish
10·3 days agoCut to: man watching in shock as his “mirror satellite” burns people like ants under a magnifier
Seth Taylor@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Watch and learn Microsoft, Oracle, Adobe, Google.
4·6 days agoYea but can you imagine how long that thing takes to load a JPEG?
Seth Taylor@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Waymo CEO Says Society Is Ready for One of Its Cars to Kill SomeoneEnglish
2·9 days agoOn Reddit they were celebrating Waymo coming to London
Seth Taylor@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales isn’t worried about Elon Musk’s Grokipedia: ‘Not optimistic he will create anything very useful right now’English
51·11 days agoIt will burst into flames, like his cars
Some Conservative: “It’s He-Man, not They-Person”
Seth Taylor@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Interesting effect when your BF is sucking on a peppermint
22·13 days agoIs this a rimjob joke?
Cause we really need jobs in this economy
Seth Taylor@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies
2·16 days agoWell then he better not die during his term or under a GOP admin, because if people lost their jobs over Kirk, I can’t even imagine what would happen to you if you celebrated the death of their dear leader.
Seth Taylor@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies
5·16 days agoDid you also get banned from Reddit?
Seth Taylor@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies
19·16 days agoYou had me in the first 90%, not gonna lie.
Seth Taylor@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Directive Classifies “Anti-Capitalism” and “Anti-American” Views as Domestic TerrorismEnglish
41·16 days agoHe will use this to arrest Mamdani, mark my words. AOC and Sanders too. And any other democratic socialist, basically.
Seth Taylor@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Directive Classifies “Anti-Capitalism” and “Anti-American” Views as Domestic TerrorismEnglish
111·16 days agoThis is the funniest shit I’ve read all day. Godspeed, you savage pork chop!
Seth Taylor@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Directive Classifies “Anti-Capitalism” and “Anti-American” Views as Domestic TerrorismEnglish
224·16 days agoAtheists are now terrorists
Man, every day I commit another crime I didn’t know I was committing
I’m not American and what you’re saying doesn’t make sense anyway. The US enables free speech to the point of self-destruction. Trump is in the White House now, not in prison, precisely for that reason.

I had to read the comments to get this.
I thought women have some obsession with truck crashes or something. “Perhaps they’re pointing out how unsafe trucks are? Maybe they’re judging the predominantly male drivers? Fighting back the female driver stereotype?”
Nope. No politics there. Just bootycheeks.
EDIT: Holy shit I fact-checked myself and discovered that only ONE PERCENT of UK truck drivers are women. Daaaaamn…