I had to read the comments to get this.

I thought women have some obsession with truck crashes or something. “Perhaps they’re pointing out how unsafe trucks are? Maybe they’re judging the predominantly male drivers? Fighting back the female driver stereotype?”

Nope. No politics there. Just bootycheeks.

EDIT: Holy shit I fact-checked myself and discovered that only ONE PERCENT of UK truck drivers are women. Daaaaamn…

I lube up my guitar strings before I finger the fretboard

[ breathing intensifies ]

Wait, but… I make noises when I’m jerked off too…

Am I… an instrument?

It was too good to be true, right?

Somehow, much like the show itself, this meme refuses to die. A real winner

Tsk tsk tsk… That’s how he gets ya…

Cut to: man watching in shock as his “mirror satellite” burns people like ants under a magnifier

Yea but can you imagine how long that thing takes to load a JPEG?

On Reddit they were celebrating Waymo coming to London

It will burst into flames, like his cars

Some Conservative: “It’s He-Man, not They-Person”

Is this a rimjob joke?

Cause we really need jobs in this economy

Well then he better not die during his term or under a GOP admin, because if people lost their jobs over Kirk, I can’t even imagine what would happen to you if you celebrated the death of their dear leader.

Did you also get banned from Reddit?

You had me in the first 90%, not gonna lie.

He will use this to arrest Mamdani, mark my words. AOC and Sanders too. And any other democratic socialist, basically.

This is the funniest shit I’ve read all day. Godspeed, you savage pork chop!

Atheists are now terrorists

Man, every day I commit another crime I didn’t know I was committing

I’m not American and what you’re saying doesn’t make sense anyway. The US enables free speech to the point of self-destruction. Trump is in the White House now, not in prison, precisely for that reason.