By making babies, most get their first 6 or so by age one

4 Years? I can grow a new set in 1.

I’m still rocking a GTX970 from 2014

That’s quite the trash stack

That’s honestly hilarious. I’d be laughing

I just died in your arms tonight

They also take up all your goddamn time with storytime and cuddles and teaching them how to ride a bike or type their name out on a keyboard or playing lego or making crafts or going on adventures or eating cheese

Decent!!

Im breaking the habit tonoiiiight

A lot, I’ve walked across a city rather than pay for a taxi

Voyager, but I wish I could see other people’s modlogs, they sound funny

Ton of dead multiplayer games that don’t have bots

Probably at least five

Aunt Cass

I miss frames

Free Willy

Probably written by CowPilot

I mean, that monster with the hands coming out from the ground would scare the shit out of anyone

Call him Mr Raider

Call him Mr Wrong

Call him insane

He says, "I know what I want,

And I want it now,

I want you

Cause I’m Mr Vain

That’s not very nice