Sadly, I know people who would jump on that “opportunity” in a heartbeat.
You can’t give people heart attacks like that. Thought this was a real announcement
Should be posted as a Truth post in theonion
I’m tight there with you, I can’t tell what is real or satire these days
I have a side question. Are American soybeans edible? Last i heard American corn wasn’t edible, it was more for syrup or something, so i want to know if it is the same for American soybeans.
American corn grown commercially isn’t ‘Sweet corn’ which is what you grow in a garden for eating. Commercial corn is a lot tougher of a kernel and doesn’t taste as good, and is meant for animal grain and corn syrup. It’s also dried completely out until it’s a dehydrated grain, rather than being picked fresh.
But soybeans are soybeans.
Ooou thank you for the explanation. So shall i tell Americans “time to learn to eat stinky tofu!”?
Its important to note that its not a recent invention either. Native Americans grew mostly flour type corns. We wouldn’t have corn tortilla without it. Non sweet corn/Maize has always been more important than the sweet variety because it lasts a long time as a grain. And finally sweet corn wouldn’t even exist if humans hadnt domesticated the early maize grain.
Ah today i learnt something new
Boomer-tier ngl. There is honestly so much more to meme on and you choose that? SMHing my head, go work for cpac.
That’s the joke
Is this satire? Please tell me this is satire. I just can’t tell anymore!
That’s how you can tell it’s good satire
Or how absolutely batshit this timeline is
Yeah, it would be impressive maybe, if it wasn’t so terrifying.
I am too afraid to go look.
This is just a meme, right? Right…?
Until he sees it and says “hey that’s a great idea”
After researching, yes, it is a meme.
I also do not know anymore.
Welcome to hyperreality, sit back and enjoy the ride!
I want to get off this ride.
Its 100% real(istic)
The unrealistic part is the monetary compensation.
offering compensation still realistic
what’s also realistic is that he intends to “pay” for it with government money …
Low interest loans arent even really “compensation” tho. That money flows right back into the states pocket.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who wasn’t quite sure.
Like I was 80 percent sure it was a meme but I’m very annoyed that there is that 20 percent of uncertainty. Reality is bullshit.
At the time of this writing, yes.
The fact we all have to ask …
Isn’t this the fake EO that Fox News thought was real and lauded
Now I don’t know if that’s true or not and I’d believe it could happen.
I like how everyone thought of the same joke and we all posted it anyway
I too can’t tell if this is real or not
Lemmy is harmony. Lemmy is love. Lemmy is knowing Trump is a pedofile.
With the state of things I seriously didn’t know if this was real or not.
Can’t wait until it’s mandatory for every citizen to give head to a government official, as part of their holy duties of course!
For the Miss Teen USA pageant, trump would stick his fingers in the girls’ mouths. His premise was that he was “checking their teeth.”
Also he was ordered to pay 85 million dollars for raping a woman whom he then called ugly. But y’all knew that one.
I read this while putting food in my mouth. My lunch is ruined.
I love how in his statements immediately after losing a defamation suit he defamed the plaintiff again leading to another defamation suit
He’s not just a rapist - he’s a demented rapist!
And that’s why he was never able to run for president, because he’s a felon and felons are ineligible for presidency. Oh wait… Fuckin dumpy POS.
Oh no. Felons are 100% eligible to run for President.
They just can’t vote.
“and pre-teen” is superfluous. Everybody knows about that special behind-the-counter deal for up to $100,000.
But china is thier only customer, they would still need to sell it.
I’m actually unsure if this is real or not…
Sadly, same.
